1) Charlie Pretends He Has Cancer Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wildcardcharlieday.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com We all know that cancer is not a laughing matter. However, when little Charlie Kelly decides to pretend he has cancer in order to win the heart of his unrequited love, The Waitress, we can't help but laugh as his plan completely backfires as expected. It's truly awful. 2) Dennis Shoots Charlie in the Head Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ohperalta.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Okay, this isn't as bad as it sounds. The Gang bought a gun to protect the bar from a thief, but Charlie needed to take some money from the register to pay his rent. Dennis thought he was the thief and accidentally shot him on the side of his head. Pretty dramatic stuff. 3) Mac and Dennis Pretend to be Disabled Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF pretty-frankenstein.tumblr.com / Via giphy.com This one was pretty diabolical. After Dennis runs over Charlie and leaves him with broken legs, Mac and Dennis get the idea of pretending to be disabled in order to get girls. Even Dee and Frank join in at one point. In the end they all get what's coming to them though, when Dennis runs over Frank and Dee, and seriously injure himself and Mac in the process. Karma. 4) Mac and Dennis Make a Jihad Tape imthebat.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com It looks terrible. But in reality these guys are so delusional that they originally saw nothing wrong with this. They made this tape to send to a Jewish man who was going to buy their land (which they technically didn't own) but realised it was way, WAY too offensive. Instead of sending it they sent a bag of poo on fire into the man's building, accidentally burning the entire building down. Arsonist is better than terrorist though, right? 5) Dennis and Dee get Adddicted to Crack Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF shipcestuous.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Dennis and Sweet Dee quit their jobs at Paddy's Pub in pursuit of their dreams of becoming a vet and an actress. They need to get some welfare to help them with their dreams, but in the process of applying for welfare become too addicted to crack. Bad move, guys. 6) Frank Accidentally Kills Two People Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF exaggeratedforeffect.com / Via google.com When Dee wants to get street tough, Frank mentors her in boxing. She challenges a girl to a fight, but ends up not showing up due to being arrested for being on steroids and causing a fight. Frank decides to fight for her, but accidentally kills the girl and her father with one knockout punch. 7) Sweet Dee ruins Rickety Cricket's Life s-gellar.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Okay, so this one is important. Dee tries to win over Father Matthew Mara's heart again to get him to bless a stain in the bar. She somehow convinces him that she loves him and wants to marry him. He leaves the priesthood to marry her, then she rejects him. This in turn makes him later become homeless and a junkie, and the gang further ruin his life throughout the series. 8) Frank Creates a Sweat Shop wenchyfloozymoo.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Frank originally opened up a sweat shop in Vietnam in 1993, where allegedly people died. He and Mac open up another one in the basement of Paddy's Pub, where they play Nazi music and even have Charlie acting like a dog. Nobody died though, this time. 9) Charlie and Dee get Addicted to Cocaine Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF little-blvck-submarines.tumblr.com / Via giphy.com To summarise: the gang find a load of cocaine. It belongs to the mafia, and they want either the cocaine or the money for the cocaine otherwise they will whack off the gang. Charlie and Dee end up taking all the coke, and replacing it with flour for the mafia. Standard stuff. 10) Charlie and Dee Become Cannibals Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF suite-dee-reynolds.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Frank convinces Dee and Charlie that they've ate human flesh to make them stop eating his meat. They begin to feel an insatiable hunger for what they think is human flesh, ending up at the morgue with a grill and some beers, and then adding seasoning to a homeless man's arm. It turns out they ate racoon meat instead, and had both contracted a tapeworm. Nice. 11) Charlie Kidnaps Someone 420edgy.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com When a journalist names Paddy's Pub as "The Worst Bar in Philadelphia," Charlie goes a little crazy and ends up kidnapping the man, and tying him to a chair. The Gang soon gets involved and somehow ends up kidnapping the journalist's neighbour, and his cat, too. 12) The Gang Destroy a Family's Home and Kidnap Them, Too alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Yes, this is as crazy as it sounds. But in their defense, they were 'trying' to improve the house for the family. Like Ty Pennington did on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. They just ended up burning it down instead. Dee had to give the family her new mansion, too. What a shame. 13) Frank and Charlie Get Married itsalways-parklandia.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com This one seems just plain weird. That's because it is, considering Frank may or may not be Charlie's biological father. Frank pays for all Charlie's medical bills since he doesn't have insurance, so Charlie comes up with idea of them forming a 'domestic partnership' so he can get on his health insurance. Soon after, Frank realises he isn't benefitting from the marriage and Charlie is upset that Frank 'fooled' him into signing a prenuptial agreement, and they get divorced. Sorry all you gruesome twosome shippers. 14) The Gang use Blackface Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF past-trials.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com It shouldn't need to be explained why this should be really offensive. However, since the gang were making 'Lethal Weapon 5' and Danny Glover was a black man, they felt the need to fully act the part, I guess. It's only offensive if you have no sense of humour. 15) Charlie Assaults a Mall Santa Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF bradpitts.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com Charlie discovers that his mom used to a prostitute, and on Christmas morning all the Santa Clauses who came round to give him a present and keep his mom company were actually her clients. So, once he came across another Santa at the mall he became overcome with rage and bit the Santa's neck, causing a very bloody mess indeed. Merry Christmas. 16) They Left Frank's Dead Prostitute out in the Hall Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF theganggetsablog.tumblr.com / Via google.com Frank decides to marry his latest prostitute, Roxy. As he's proposing to her, she suffers a heart attack due to a crack overdose. They decide they don't want to deal with cops, considering Charlie threw up blood over himself earlier and Dee smoked a considerable amount of crack with Roxy, too. So they decide to leave her in the hall and make an anonymous phone call to the police. How thoughtful. 17) Dee and Dennis Assist a Murder Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF imgur.com / Via google.com After vacating to to the Jersey Shore, Dennis and Dee accidentally get caught up with a gang after only looking for some fun. They smoke crystal meth with them, and end up helping them rob a liqueur store. During this, one of the gang members gets shot, and Dennis and Dee have to watch as a surgeon is forced to operate on the man at gunpoint, afterwards he is shot dead. Dennis and Dee are then forced to dig a grave for the man, but they manage to escape. Technically they just got caught up with the wrong crowd, and it wasn't their fault, but they never reported it to the police either. Bad people. 18) Dee Fakes Her Fake Baby's Death Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF nananananananananananabatman.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com After becoming a surrogate for Carmen the Transsexual, Dee claims the baby 'Barney' as a dependent in order to avoid taxes for the next 18 years. Unfortunately for her, she gets audited, and has to prove that she had a baby. The Gang tells her she needs to fake the baby's death to prove she had the baby. So they have a baby funeral. Simple stuff. 19) The Gang Ruin Dee's Dreams Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF rebloggy.com / Via google.com When all of the Gang's constant teasing and degrading of Dee finally took its toll on her mental wellbeing, Mac, Charlie, and Frank decided to help her out by supporting her on her career of being a comedienne. She actually became really successful, and ended up almost being on Conan, if the guys hadn't been tricking her the entire time into thinking she was famous and successful. What nice friends. 20) The Gang Realise They're Alcoholics Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF wilbursprinkle.tumblr.com / Via google.com When the gang think they've come down with the flu, they decide to get drunk to ease the pain. Then they realise that they actually feel much better, and it wasn't flu symptoms they were experiencing - it was alcohol withdrawal. Knowing this, the gang decide to always be drinking from now on, you know, to keep healthy. 21) Mac Accidentally Kills His Dog, and Worse Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF ilanawexler.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com This one is a little bit harder to laugh at. Mac and Dennis have moved to the suburbs, and are experiencing extreme cabin fever. Dennis buys Mac a dog so that he will feel better about constantly being at home while Dennis is at work, but Mac's depression makes him always forget to feed the dog, so inevitably the dog starves to death. The worst part is, to get back at Dennis for never giving him attention, Mac feeds the dog to Dennis via his famous mac and cheese without Dennis even knowing. Truly dreadful stuff. 22) Every Time Charlie Abuses Drugs Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF dailypaddys.tumblr.com / Via tumblr.com It's common knowledge now that Charlie needs to take drugs daily to feel okay. His choice of drug is extremely weird though. Everyday he huffs glue, drinks paint, huffs aerosols, and anything else he can grab in his house. It's obvious that it's had serious repercussions on his mental health and general intelligence over the years. But that's what makes us love him more. 23) Every Time Mac is Homophobic Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF uproxx.com / Via google.com Okay, let's cut to the chase - Mac is gay. He's so gay, he is 40 now and won't even admit it to himself, that he's gay. He covers up his homosexuality with homophobic comments, usually referencing the bible in a hypocritical sense. He even told Carmen the Transsexual that her marriage to a man was an abomination because she was once a man - despite the fact that he slept with her WHEN she was a man. We love you anyway, Mac. 24) Every Time Dennis Acts Like a Sociopath Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF buzzfeed.com / Via buzzfeed.com Dennis is a sociopath. There's no question about it. He's narcissistic, manipulative, emotionless, and has a constant need for stimulation. He uses this time and time again to win over women and bang them. It truly makes him a horrible person, but we love to watch him devolve over time and become the horrific monster he is today. 25) When Frank Was Just... Gross Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 4gifs.com / Via giphy.com Frank Reynolds is just a generally disgusting person. Like Charlie, he enjoys to eat cat food, and along with this has gotten himself into a lot of gross situations. Like crawling out of a couch naked, being naked in a children's playground stuck in a foil, crawling across the floor covered in hand sanitizer and wearing a bald cap etc. You get the point.