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Everything's going smoothly, and then suddenly out of nowhere it comes to a grinding halt.
Bonus points if you are complaining about someone on the email chain.
Long, slow, rumbling growls.
Who knew someone had such a strong belief in squatty potties?
And they're on a date and you just came from the gym.
Entire civilizations rise and fall during the day before a vacation.
There's no way for you to stop it, but you have plenty of time to scream internally.
It's like the cop moves in slow motion as he comes to your car.
And you just don't care enough to make them explain.
And apologizing would just draw more attention to it, so you just slowly die.
And then they wink back.