Toys For Conspiracy Theorists

Don’t just talk about conspiracies to your children, let them play with them. You’ve got to start the indoctrination process young.

1. Air Crapper One

Now you can make your own chemtrailer

2. Little Cops Non-Lethal Training Toys

Take down your playground protest with the right tools

3. Barbara & Bitches Prison Block training set

Learn all the tricks of living behind bars.

4. Moansanto Mr.Potato Head

Play with him while you can!

5. Tomas FEMA train set

Does as FEMA tells you it will be ok

6. Trooth-Brush - Eugenic Fluoride Pump

Learn the truth behind fluoride.

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