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    Toys For Conspiracy Theorists

    Don't just talk about conspiracies to your children, let them play with them. You've got to start the indoctrination process young.

    TxBlackLabel
    by TxBlackLabel

    Community Contributor

    1. Air Crapper One

    Now you can make your own chemtrailer

    2. Little Cops Non-Lethal Training Toys

    Take down your playground protest with the right tools

    3. Barbara & Bitches Prison Block training set

    Learn all the tricks of living behind bars.

    4. Moansanto Mr.Potato Head

    Play with him while you can!

    5. Tomas FEMA train set

    Does as FEMA tells you it will be ok

    6. Trooth-Brush - Eugenic Fluoride Pump

    Via truthertoys.com

    Learn the truth behind fluoride.

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