“Pete had been observing me washing the pots for a few days before he took over and began completely and perfectly imitating me! The monkey on his back is a baby female called Pea. She is not his daughter. Pete had an unfortunate overbite which made him a particularly ugly monkey; he had very little success with the ladies and therefore looked after babies a lot.”
- At least 26 people have been treated by medics after a chemical incident at London City Airport.