This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jun 29, 2016Here's What "The Bachelorette" Contestants Look LikeYou can't tell us that Jordan Rodgers doesn't look like asparagus.by TwinsSayFunnyThingsCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Robbie Hayes = Aggressively Manscaped Ken Doll ABC / Disney / Pixar A little too slick, and A LOT too hair-sprayed. Daniel Maguire = A weiner ABC He looks like a weenie and he is a weenie. Derek Peth = John Krasinski ABC / Frazer Harrison / Getty Images I mean, from day one. Self-explanatory. Derek easily could've found love with Pam Beesly. Christian Bishop = Oscar from Shark Tales ABC / Dreamworks THIS IS UNCANNY. Christian Bishop = A quokka ABC / Flickr: samuelwest / Creative Commons He's smiley, likable, and joyful..but not necessarily the star of the frat house (or animal kingdom). James Taylor = Will Haduch ABC Robby should've shared with Will early on that if you grow a beard, Jojo keeps you longer — AMIRITE?! Will Haduch = Charlie Bucket Sadly, Will did not get a Golden Ticket. See what I did there?! Luke Pell = Charlie Sheen ABC / CBS Honestly, we like Luke. But you can't deny that look. It's just a liiiittle bit too...passionate. Coley Knust = Paul Dano ABC / Kevork Djansezian / Getty Images Luckily for Coley, who no one knows, his doppelgänger is famous enough for the both of them. Chase McNary = An Alpaca It's adorable, but you can see in it's beady little eyes that it wants to kill Derek during the 2-on-1. Grant Kemp = The Crimson Chin OK, so we know that he's also been compared to "Handsome Squidward," but Grant also bears a striking resemblance to this strong-chinned superhero. He also wears red and Grant's a firefighter. Evan Bass = Bruce from Family Guy LOL, that 'stache tho'. Gotta say, Bruce's outfit is a vast improvement to Evan's ripped shirt. Alex Woytkiw = Lord Farquaad Both have a bizarre Napoleon Complex and, TBH, we pity both of them. Alex Woytkiw = An Oompa Loompa We didn't know Alex actually had a triplet!! Alex Woytkiw = A Weasel ABC / Flickr: yeliseev / Creative Commons This is the last Alex one, we promise...but he is SUCH a rodent. Jordan Rodgers = Veggie Tales Asparagus IT'S JUST A MIRROR IMAGE. Jordan Rodgers = A Fancy Veggie Tales Asparagus Because, you know, he's gotta get dressed up for the rose ceremony. Vincent Ventiera = Vinny Guadagnino ABC / Andrew H. Walker / Getty Images Is it a rule that all guys named Vinny are required to have a peculiar square haircut? Chad Johnson = Bruce The Shark Chad needs a reminder that Bachelors may not be friends, but they CERTAINLY aren't food. Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Get started here!