1. Goodbye, buzzing fluorescent lights. Goodbye, pantsuits, khakis, and whites.
2. Drop everything you're doing. You're going home EARLY!
3. Meetings, schmeetings.
4. Enjoy your one-way commute rush hour-free!
5. From now on, you're working for YO SELF.
6. Now every day is the weekend!
7. No more dress code!
8. That co-worker who never refilled the coffee? OUT OF YOUR LIFE.
9. And that obnoxiously loud typer next to you? GONE.
10. No more mile-long email threads.
11. No more boss looking over your shoulder!
12. Unlimited breaks!
"4:30 p.m. Time for my second late-afternoon snack break."
13. 9 to 5? LMAO.
14. Never eat over your keyboard again...
"Yes, I'd like a standing order of pizza — Sunday through Saturday, please."
15. ...and rock out headphones-free!
While you eat pizza, of course.