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    21 TV Holiday Episodes That'll Never Not Be Funny

    "Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame."

    1. Scrubs Season 1, Episode 11 "My Own Personal Jesus"

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    In this holiday Scrubs special, JD is sure to learn something about the spirit of Christmas. Just don't upset the janitor!

    2. Arrested Development Season 4, Episode 3 "Indian Takers"

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    Speaking of functional families...

    3. The Simpsons Season 7, Episode 11 "Marge Be Not Proud"

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    4. The Office Season 2, Episode 10 "Christmas Party"

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    5. Friends Season 8, Episode 9 “The One With the Rumor”

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    Joey will remind you about the importance of Thanksgiving pants so you can eat in self-pity as your parents remind you about your failed life choices.

    6. Modern Family Season 6, Episode 8 “Three Turkeys”

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    There’s always that one family member you don’t trust in the kitchen, so much so that Claire prepares a secret backup turkey to avert disaster.

    7. How I Met Your Mother Season 3, Episode 9 "Slapsgiving"

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    This episode has the potential to be, wait for it, legendary!

    8. Friends Season 3, Episode 9 "The One With the Football"

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    Thanksgiving is all about family, food, football, and Friends (cue theme music).

    9. New Girl Season 1, Episode 6 "Thanksgiving"

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    You had me at Thanksgiving Dinner loft.

    10. Brooklyn 9-9 Season 1, Episode 10 "Christmas”

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    While Andy Samberg might rather be “On a Boat” for Christmas, he’s stuck in precinct 99 with this cast of characters.

    11. Parks and Recreation Season 5, Episode 9 "Ron and Diane"

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    Ron tries to make it work with Diane, but not if his ex-wife Tammy has anything to say about it.

    12. The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 11 "The Maternal Congruence"

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    Funny how so many holiday Christmas episodes are about the existential dread people experience when family visits.

    13. Seinfeld Season 9, Episode 10 “The Strike”

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    14. 30 Rock Season 3, Episode 6 “Christmas Special”

    NBC Studios, Inc.

    There’s no better way to spend the holidays than staging a Christmas Special on the show that you own in order to avoid hanging out with your mother.

    15. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1, Episode 8 “My Mom, Greg's Mom, and Josh's Sweet Dance Moves!”

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    How do you tell your overbearing mother that you left a partnership at a law firm in New York to stalk a summer fling from summer camp?

    16. King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 9 “Pretty, Pretty Dresses”

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    How long did you think Bill would make it before he had a mental break down, put on a dress, and pretended to be his ex-wife?

    17. That '70s Show Season 4, Episode 12 “An Eric Forman Christmas”

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    18. The Wonder Years Season 2, Episode 3 "Christmas"

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    Color TV? What year is it? Great, now I have Dire Straits stuck in my head.

    19. Fresh Prince of Bel Air Season 2, Episode 13 “Christmas Show”

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    And it ain’t Christmas without the Carlton dance!

    20. Seinfeld Season 4, Episode 12 "The Pick"

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    Elaine decides to have Kramer take a picture of her for her Christmas card. Her "pick" ends up showing a lot more than she intended and sharing herself with her friends and family.

    21. Friends Season 5, Episode 8 “The One With all the Thanksgivings”

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    Reminiscing about their worst Thanksgivings, the group recalls Joey getting his head stuck in the turkey one Thanksgiving. Later, Monica appears with a turkey on her head, apologizing to Chandler for an earlier Thanksgiving incident.