I brought you my bullets, you brought me this weird-ass video.
GUNS. BOLTED. TO. HIS. HANDS. PEOPLE.
For real, Taskmaster, get your own thing, bro.
On today's episode of "A Thing I Didn't Know I Needed In My Life Until Right Now"...
It's OK to take time to heal after a breakup. It's OK to blow up the chemical plant that he created you in. Do what you need to cope.
Murdered father? Check! Creepy house? Check! Demons?! YOU BETCHA!
What! Is! This! Movie! About!
This movie looks bonkers, y'all.
*Spooky cover of Radiohead's "Creep" plays softly in the distance.*
A decade of amazing movie foreplay!
*Sobs while looking in a mirror while the "Reflection" instrumental plays in the distance.*
You can say so much with so little.
"I’d let Florence Pugh and Rachel Weisz push me down a flight of stairs..."
"I'm ready, I'm ready!" — Me, an adult woman, on my way to see this movie.
Y'all really trying to top what you did to Bing-Bong, huh?
Kylo? More like "Please no," amirite?
The Final "Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker" Trailer Is Here And, I Cannot Stress This Enough, It's Perfect
"Confronting fear...it's the destiny of a Jedi."
Please excuse me while I call my father, sobbing! Thank you!
"Half the season you deserve, all the season we could handle."
As I say to myself in the mirror every time I'm about to make a bad decision: Send in the clowns.
Goodbye, "Hot Girl Summer." Hello, "Clown Princess Spring."
"We're not in Hawkins anymore."
Murder! A-list actors! Chris Evans in a cable-knit sweater!
The app store really DOES have everything!
News so good it'll make you wag your tail!
"Bounty hunting is a complicated profession...don't you agree?"
"The Morning Show" Trailer Is Finally Here And Jennifer Aniston And Reese Witherspoon Are Incredible As Always
*Adds 'Get Apple TV+' to my to-do list*
Or should I say Chala-bae?
Get! Ready! To! Sob!
If trailers are the foreplay of filmmaking, then these are some great lovers.
Trailers: The foreplay of filmmaking.
The! Wait! Is! Over!
Fur real, this trailer made me uncomfortable.
*Knocks this trailer off of the table with paw.*
One, two, Penny's coming for you... Oh wait, wrong movie.
WE. LOVE. ROCKO. WE. LOVE. ROCKO.
I Just Watched The Trailer For "A Black Lady Sketch Show," And I'm 100% Sure TV Will Never Be The Same
"Whew the amount of talent in this trailer is outstanding and the music? This really is about to be one of the best shows ever."
Praise the Netflix gods!
Whoops, I'm pregnant!
A very relatable film if your in-laws want to murder you!
What a collaboration!
Why do humans in horror films insist on reading aloud from creepy books? In this essay I will explore...
NO. FESTIVALS. EVER.
*"Season of the Witch" blares in the distance*
We're in the endgame now.
An elderly woman behaving strangely? RUN!
I'm just trying to float the heck outta here.
"Witness the end of It."
I am so ready for the second half of the season. Contains spoilers for Season 8, Episode 3 obviously.
"When the devil finds his first love, evil shall be released."
I will never be over this. Warning: contains spoilers.
"It's time to face the music."
"It's gonna get us, it's gonna get us all...the lie."
"Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker" Has A Teaser, So Allow Me To Read Way Too Much Into Every Shot Of It
"No one's ever really gone."
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, snap snap.
"You don't read the book, the book reads you."
Can I hire Noah Centineo to be MY fake boyfriend?
The First Trailer For Mindy Kaling's New Movie Just Dropped And People Are Like "TAKE ALL MY MONEY, GOSHDARNIT!"
"Yes. Yes. Yes. I agree with all things that are happening in this trailer."
DO NOT HURT MY FUZZY BOY.
*Hums Twilight Zone theme song all day*
"The Dirt" premiers on March 22, 2019
"God is a woman and her name is Elsa."
Don't you DARE close your eyes!
And it comes out the same day as Toy Story 4, so...
Single and ready to strangle.
Jake Gyllenhaal. Europe. Teen romance. This trailer has it all!
2019 is the year of childhood rebirth.
TESSA THOMPSON. CHRIS HEMSWORTH. IN SUITS.
Stop Whatever You're Doing And Watch The Trailer For This Rom-Com Starring Winona Ryder And Keanu Reeves
What did I do to deserve this perfect pair up?
"She has sex dreams about the Minions."
"You never know what's next, and that's what makes things exciting."
"Let go with love."
Don't Watch This Teaser For Disney's "Christopher Robin" Unless You Have A Full Box Of Tissues Nearby
I'm not crying, it's just some dust from the Hundred Acre Wood got in my eyes.
"What can you believe when you can't trust yourself?"
"I find giants. I hunt giants. I kill giants."
Long live the King.
Your parents brought you into this world, and they can take you out (literally).
Keira Knightley Is Back And Has Insane Pink Hair In The First Teaser For Disney's "The Nutcracker And The Four Realms"
Plus, it has Morgan Freeman with an eyepatch. What else could you want?!
"Does it bother you that I'm not completely human?"
Yes, Jeff Goldblum says, "Life finds a way." Does anything else matter?
"Have you ever thought about...just killing him?"
Turns out there are movies other than Star Wars: The Last Jedi coming to theaters this month.
We Just Got Our First Tease Of "Jurassic World 2" And You're Going To Want To Adopt A Baby Velociraptor ASAP
Because life, uh, finds a way.
"The Greatest Showman" Looks Epic AF And We Get To See Hugh Jackman Sing In A Top Hat, So We All Win
But more importantly, Zendaya is in it and has pink hair.
There's A Trailer For Steven Spielberg's "The Post" And We Might As Well Just Hand It An Oscar Right Now
"If we don't hold them accountable, who will?"
"Darkness rises...and light to meet it."
We Just Got Our First Look At What May Be Daniel Day-Lewis' Final Film Role And It Is Truly Stunning
"Whatever you do...do it carefully."
A Netflix Documentary About Jim Carrey's Controversial Transformation Into Andy Kaufman Is Coming And It Looks Surreal
"You have people that are going to sue this production for mental stress."
"'Tis a fearful thing...to love what death can touch."
"This isn't a hospital... It's a haunted house."
"This is not going to go the way you think."