*"My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels plays softly in the distance.*
"The time keepers have built quite the circus."
Nat is the mom friend, confirmed.
The colors! The music! The Don Cheadle!
"This is messy! You are messy! Your BRAIN is broke!"
"It's a trap!" —Admiral Ackbar, but also me, watching this trailer.
Netflix Just Dropped The First Full Trailer For "Shadow And Bone," And You Need To Start Preparing For This Show
"The only thing more powerful than you or me...the two of us. Together."
Idris Elba! A talking shark! A beach covered in penises!
Let's put it this way: Anakin Skywalker would be FURIOUS.
The End of Us is the pandemic breakup movie we've been waiting for.
This is definitely Mila's most heartbreaking role yet.
"The softest show ever."
The First Clip For "Falcon And The Winter Soldier" Reveals That Bucky And Sam Have The Strongest Banter In The MCU
*"The Boys Are Back In Town" plays softly in the distance.*
Is this Disney's Joker???
"Follow your memes!" —Zack Snyder, probably.
"What the heck is this?!" —Me, trying to comprehend this trailer.
"Where you go, I go. Remember?"
"I wish to join this fellowship of...butt-kickery!"
"It's me and you against the world, kid — remember that."
"Sometimes, I feel like I've already seen everything that's going to happen..."
Anyone fancy a trip to Scotland?
The First Trailer For The "Loki" Series On Disney+ Is Here, And — I Cannot Stress This Enough — Holy Heck
If I could just have the music from this trailer pumped directly into my veins, that'd be great! Thanks!
Fight scenes! Music that slaps! Dragons! This! Movie! Has! Everything!
Guaranteed heebie-jeebies in three minutes or less.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot get the Jurassic Park treatment.
Also, let's talk about this CAST!!!
Hathaway! Spencer! Tucci! Mice absolutely everywhere!
Show! Us! The! Sandworms! We! Want! The! Sandworms!
The First Trailer For "I'm Thinking Of Ending Things" Is Here And It Looks Just As Messed Up As The Book
Two words: Toni. Collette.
Everyone's (least) favorite nurse is back!
"Halloween Kills" Was Moved To October 2021, But We Also Just Got Our First Teaser Trailer, So Heck Yes
"Let! It! Burn!" —Laurie Strode, but also me.
The First Teaser For "Bill & Ted Face The Music" Is Here, And It's Everything You Could Hope For In A Trailer
Time travel! Prison! Certain death! Keanu in a button-up!
The Friendship Between A Queer Girl And A Popular Jock Is The Premise Of Netflix's Latest Teen Flick
"Not every love story is a romance."
Brad Pitt And Other Hollywood Stars Are Joining The Property Brothers On Their New Show "Celebrity IOU"
Tune in to possibly see Brad Pitt wielding a hammer, stay for the feel-good cry.
Jamie Foxx! Tina Fey! Questioning the meaning of life and all things!
IDK if I can handle another Marvel death, honestly.
The First Trailer For Jordan Peele's "Candyman" Reboot Is So Good, You'll Want To Watch It Five Times
BEE his victim (Get it? 'Cause bees?!).
"From Russia with love..."
There's A New "Saw" Movie Coming Out Starring Chris Rock And Samuel L. Jackson, So Just Take All Of My Money Now
Yes, you read all of those words correctly!
"Wanda, welcome home."
The trailer for the documentary dropped Wednesday morning.
I brought you my bullets, you brought me this weird-ass video.
GUNS. BOLTED. TO. HIS. HANDS. PEOPLE.
For real, Taskmaster, get your own thing, bro.
On today's episode of "A Thing I Didn't Know I Needed In My Life Until Right Now"...
It's OK to take time to heal after a breakup. It's OK to blow up the chemical plant that he created you in. Do what you need to cope.
Murdered father? Check! Creepy house? Check! Demons?! YOU BETCHA!
What! Is! This! Movie! About!
This movie looks bonkers, y'all.
*Spooky cover of Radiohead's "Creep" plays softly in the distance.*
A decade of amazing movie foreplay!
You can say so much with so little.
"I’d let Florence Pugh and Rachel Weisz push me down a flight of stairs..."
"I'm ready, I'm ready!" — Me, an adult woman, on my way to see this movie.
Y'all really trying to top what you did to Bing-Bong, huh?
Kylo? More like "Please no," amirite?
The Final "Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker" Trailer Is Here And, I Cannot Stress This Enough, It's Perfect
"Confronting fear...it's the destiny of a Jedi."
Please excuse me while I call my father, sobbing! Thank you!
"Half the season you deserve, all the season we could handle."
As I say to myself in the mirror every time I'm about to make a bad decision: Send in the clowns.
Goodbye, "Hot Girl Summer." Hello, "Clown Princess Spring."
"We're not in Hawkins anymore."
Murder! A-list actors! Chris Evans in a cable-knit sweater!
The app store really DOES have everything!
News so good it'll make you wag your tail!
"Bounty hunting is a complicated profession...don't you agree?"
"The Morning Show" Trailer Is Finally Here And Jennifer Aniston And Reese Witherspoon Are Incredible As Always
*Adds 'Get Apple TV+' to my to-do list*
If trailers are the foreplay of filmmaking, then these are some great lovers.
Trailers: The foreplay of filmmaking.
The! Wait! Is! Over!
Fur real, this trailer made me uncomfortable.
*Knocks this trailer off of the table with paw.*
One, two, Penny's coming for you... Oh wait, wrong movie.
WE. LOVE. ROCKO. WE. LOVE. ROCKO.
I Just Watched The Trailer For "A Black Lady Sketch Show," And I'm 100% Sure TV Will Never Be The Same
"Whew the amount of talent in this trailer is outstanding and the music? This really is about to be one of the best shows ever."
Praise the Netflix gods!
Whoops, I'm pregnant!
A very relatable film if your in-laws want to murder you!
What a collaboration!
Why do humans in horror films insist on reading aloud from creepy books? In this essay I will explore...
NO. FESTIVALS. EVER.
*"Season of the Witch" blares in the distance*
We're in the endgame now.
An elderly woman behaving strangely? RUN!
I'm just trying to float the heck outta here.
"Witness the end of It."
I am so ready for the second half of the season. Contains spoilers for Season 8, Episode 3 obviously.
"When the devil finds his first love, evil shall be released."
I will never be over this. Warning: contains spoilers.
"It's time to face the music."
"It's gonna get us, it's gonna get us all...the lie."
"Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker" Has A Teaser, So Allow Me To Read Way Too Much Into Every Shot Of It
"No one's ever really gone."
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, snap snap.
"You don't read the book, the book reads you."
Can I hire Noah Centineo to be MY fake boyfriend?