We all have our favorites.
"That is absolutely not me."
Sorry, Wells is already taken.
"enjoy your terrible decision ma'am." —John Mulaney
TEAM GARRETT OR TEAM BLAKE?!?!?!?!
Are you here for the right reasons?
Will you accept this rose?
"My brand is the pensive gentleman."
"I would have just a ton of chicken nuggets and a ton of peanut butter — that's what got me through the entire season."
Yrigoyen had been under fire for liking posts about memes of Parkland shooting survivors, the transgender community, and undocumented immigrants.
*everyone when Colton said he was a virgin*
How could you, Becca?
Don't try to tell me you aren't happy for Jared and Ashely I.!
You can't actually eat the food on the dates.
Can You Tell The Difference Between This Season's "Bachelorette" Contestants And These Stock Photos?
Are these bachelors fit for royalty or royalty-free?
Now's your chance!
One of these guys is Becca's future husband.
Funny to everyone except his wife, apparently.
In Game of Thrones, the Night's Watch furs are actually rugs from Ikea.
She DID the damn thing.
He had me at "I'd like to apologize on behalf of my entire gender."
Forget Arie, let's shine the spotlight on these ladies.
Hopefully someone finds love...
Was this whole thing written in the stars?
"dm’ing your ex is a good look too 🙃"
"Arie is the guy who won’t leave until you tell him you forgive him for cheating on you."
"Luyendyk is pronounced “lyin-dick”, right?"
Who will you give the final rose?
"Bekah spending 2 weeks on a marijuana farm after she got dumped by Arie and being reported missing by her own mother is arguably the best story in bachelor history."
Will you accept this rose?
The show we love to hate and hate to love.
Byeeee, girl. SPOILERS AHEAD.
"Man, you're imperfect, and isn't that amazing?"
Are you a fave or a villain?
The most dramatic quiz yet.
"You don't know if you like him or if he's a scumbag, and I think that's why I'm attracted to him."
Do you have bumper car trauma?
That's why his hair's so gray. It's full of secrets...
"YOU get a Lauren, YOU get a Lauren..."
"Maybe Bekah can nanny for Corrine."
Sex and the City is turning 20 and I don't know how to process this.
Just make sure you're there for the right reasons.
Cheers to the perfect gift.
Paradise might be over, but the question still stands.
"I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS."
"Fuck you, Chris Harrison!"
Are you scallop fingers?
"If anyone deserved to find someone here, it was WELLS."
"Summer lovin'. Some are not."
"That's why I was 32 and still single."
The glow up is real.
"Rachel! Don't settle for what is safe!"
"She's a lawyer. She knows how to settle."
Who do you think will win Rachel's heart?
There are only so many roses!
Are you more of a crier or more of a napper?
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Take your own journey through the process.
Literally all of us.
And it's caught on tape.
People are not so happy with how it all went down.
Who will get your final rose?
Vibrators in the mansion! The reason everyone says "journey" all the time! And more.
"Sometimes your charm reaches Patrick Bateman levels of superficiality and it scares me."
"Oh man, oh man, I’m so happy Paradise is back! I’m telling you, I was worried. I was concerned.”
Production on the show will resume soon. But Corinne Olympios's attorney says "our own investigation will continue."
A spelling bee challenge on The Bachelorette? C-L-A-S-S-I-C.
Half of the men act like dogs anyway, so we changed them to the cute, furry ones.
Her legal team has asked for them, but hasn't been granted access.
Don't take this quiz if you're here for the wrong reasons.
16 Tweets About The NBA Finals Being On Instead Of "The Bachelorette" That Will Make You Angry All Over Again
You weren't the only one who was upset.
One of the best couples to come out of the Bachelor franchise!
Because everybody knows he's the salt and pepper gap-toothed chiseled man of our dreams.
Who's gonna get your final rose?
Yes, Corinne will be there.
According to Twitter!
"Get the f**k out might be favorite line in #TheBachelorette history."
I mean, honestly.
This fuggin' guy.
"Instead of a first impression rose to keep a guy, can there be a first impression garbage bag to get rid of one?"
There is a tiny amount of good news among the wreckage.
Just kidding, never quitting.
Moms are so great.
It’s one of the hardest things you’ll ever have to do.
“Were my V’s that deep on The Bachelor?"
Name a more iconic duo, I'll wait.
Now's your chance!
Spring break and the Bachelor just seem to go together.
"Once you go black..." LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, DEAN.