Remember when Paul Rudd KISSED Helen Mirren?!
His face = planning an apology tweet.
"All righty, then!" — Jim Carrey, but also Robert De Niro, maybe?
"I don't know her address."
Jessica Simpson Described A Bet Justin Timberlake And Ryan Gosling Made About Who Could Kiss Her First And WTF
"So we don't kiss again. That's done."
Pete Holmes Accidentally Told Malia Obama To Shut Up, And I Can Just Feel The Secondhand Embarrassment
"I'm like, 'What is going on?'"
"Who said Ross? WHO SAID ROSS?"
The personal trainer appeared on Extra and discussed the controversy.
I hate going to the kitchen and finding out I'm the only snack in the house.
"I sent a text to the head of the network that truly makes me lol to this day."
"That was a hard lesson to learn."
If you're still cringing now, I need to know about it.
Christmas came early this year.
Just a couple of exes, eatin' cod sperm and having a good laugh.
"Greta, if you're watching this..."
"Finally, someone listened to me."
"What was the name of the category? Washed up career choices for $800?"
"It was more adorable than anything else."
13 Rihanna Photos That Prove Seth Meyers Must've Been High As Hell When He Said She Was "Bad At Taking Pictures"
We all know who the queen of the camera is...
"I'm not trying to cut you off, I'm trying to get you heard. "
Jennifer Aniston Just Revealed That The "Friends" Cast Wants A Reunion And Is "Working On Something" Together
"We're working on something." 👀
Kelly Ripa Wrote A Long Instagram Comment Defending Herself After Claiming Her Son Lives In "Extreme Poverty"
"People love to have fake outrage over something they didn't see."
"I'm like, where have you been?"
Also, she does NOT have a "fake leg," everybody!
"My teacher thinks the word 'test' is too harsh, so she calls it a 'celebration of knowledge.'"
"...We can't even begin to talk about kindness."
Let's talk about Carson Daly's sleeves.
"I still go on Pornhub." —Kanye West
"That's really upsetting." 😂
"There's no excuse for that."
"I had no idea what I was doing."
That's showbiz, baby!
"AHHHHH Kelly Clarkson!"
"Do they call you Kylie Billionaire Jenner?"
She'd love to teach Latin!
Mark Hamill Was Fired From Jack In The Box For Doing Voices In The Drive-Thru And It's My New Favorite Story
"One day I'll be the Joker, and then you'll be sorry!"
Stephen Colbert's Phone Went Off During His Interview With Mindy Kaling And Her Reaction Is Hilarious
"Your rewards program from Marriott interrupted my touching story about Emma Thompson."
I am in awe of these ladies.
Mindy Kaling Just Got Real About Being A Diversity Hire On "The Office," And I'm Clapping Like She Can Hear Me
"I was a diversity hire for The Office... and I used to be so embarrassed about that."
Welcome to Unicorn Island.
"#YouKnowMe I was 16 and the condom broke. There was never any question about what I was going to do and I have never regretted it."
12 Incredible Things Celebs Revealed On Talk Shows This Week That, I Promise You, You Don't Want To Miss
GoT, first kisses, meeting Beyoncé, and more.
Emilia Clarke's Friends Are Worse Than Andy's Friends From "The Devil Wears Prada" And Here's The Proof
I am at a loss for words.
"She was clearly a fan, and I ruined it."
Just don't freeze!
GoT, body positivity, and matching tattoos.
Ellen Mispronounced Comedian Hasan Minhaj's Name, So He Made An Excellent Point About Name Double-Standards
"If you can pronounce Ansel Elgort, you can pronounce Hasan Minhaj."
“It’s something I’ve lived with my whole life."
Sliding into DMs, doing 'shrooms, and more.
Bookmark this for the next time you need a good laugh.
Sandra Oh just might help you discover a truth about yourself *gasp*
"I’m a terrible, terrible wife."
"I'll take one for the team and I'll flush it."
Kisses, zits, memes, and more!
She truly is a superwoman.
"If my kids were to see this, I think they'd just cry."
GoT, celeb friendships, getting fired, and more.
The First Trailer For Mindy Kaling's New Movie Just Dropped And People Are Like "TAKE ALL MY MONEY, GOSHDARNIT!"
"Yes. Yes. Yes. I agree with all things that are happening in this trailer."
Everything from the Oscars and X-Men to The Bachelor and "Thank U, Next."
Pam and Michael forever!
Clubbing with Mariah Carey, a surprise from Joanna Gaines, and more.
"You can't laugh at your own sketch."
A lot of talk about marriage and babies this week!
Jenny Slate appeared on Season 35 of SNL!
Family: can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
"I feel like we've all moved on..."
“Congrats. It’s the first interview I’ve ever cried in.”
This guy's patience is my New Year's Resolution.
Christmas is almost here!
"I read it and I had to turn around, it was so emotional."
* patiently waits for his reply on all social media platforms *
Shade, secrets, and more!
I never want this segment to end.
"I was fearful of that."
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!
"I still go on PornHub." — Kanye West
Why Noah, WHY?!?!?
"For somebody who claims to hate relevancy u sure love clinging to it huh?"
Including hosts from past/present.
Here Are 7 Talk Show Moments From This Week That Were Really Funny, And 3 That Were Just Really Sweet
Halloween scares, Rick-rolling, and more!
Penis talk, jump scares, and Vegas, oh my!
Dakota Johnson Told Ellen Why People Thought She And Chris Martin Were Having A Baby And, Lol, Her Luck
"The only thing I'm pregnant with is a lot of really good ideas..."
Ryan Gosling And Britney Spears Had A Mini-"Mickey Mouse Club" Reunion On "Ellen," And It Was Everything I Didn't Know I Needed
Honestly, now all I want is a reboot with the original '90s cast!!!
"My classmate asked him what it was like to be a teacher, so he interrupted her every 10 seconds."
"I don't look like my sisters, but I looked like this mailman."
I never knew how much I needed this.
Whatever fail you've committed, it wasn't as awkward as these.