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Why Turtles Are So Much Better Than Cats

Turtles and tortoises are perfect in every way, and yet the internet is still dominated by cats. I honestly shouldn't need to explain this to you guys, but here's why you should be giving turtles your attention instead.

Regarding toilet paper:

Regarding laptops:

Regarding birthdays:

Regarding dinner:

On getting wet:

Regarding dogs:

Regarding asking for a loan:

Regarding coming home from work: