Regarding toilet paper: blogger.com / Via patadaaseguir.es Cats shred the crap out of it. Via turtlefeed.tumblr.com But turtles will fold the ends for you. Regarding laptops: blog.deluxe.fr / Via lesblogues.com Cats will prevent you from getting any work done. But turtles will type up your report. Regarding birthdays: wordpress.com / Via sladewalters.wordpress.com Cats will leave you hairballs and an assortment of dead rodents as "presents." Via bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com But turtles will throw you a party. Regarding dinner: Via blogs.privet.ru Cats get their hair all over the food. Via turtlefeed.tumblr.com But turtles observe the rules of etiquette. On getting wet: dl.ziza.ru / Via file.pirveli.ge Cats hate it, hate you, and temporarily lose cuteness points. i790.photobucket.com / Via media.photobucket.com But all is right with the world when turtles are wet. Regarding dogs: themescompany.com / Via themescompany.com Cats are prone to bullying them. taildom.com / Via taildom.com But tortoises will be their bffs. Regarding asking for a loan: pic.uuhy.com / Via zhangtianbao.com!!-1!!r!!r!!r!!128!!r/%E5%8F%AF%E7%88%B1%E5%A3%81%E7%BA%B8/9 Cats think your dream to open a used book store is a terrible idea. Via turtlefeed.tumblr.com But turtles believe you're worth the risk. Regarding coming home from work: flickr.com / Via Flickr: tomitapio Cats don't care if you've had a bad day at work. dailyshot.homestead.com / Via dailyshot.homestead.com But turtles will always greet you with a smile.