2. And here’s every turtle’s chance to live out its dreams. Check out this Koopa-inspired turtle sweater:
Beautiful, isn’t it? I can’t look at it and not weep for joy. And if you happen to own a nerdy turtle who wants a sweater of his or her very own, the creator very kindly posted step by step instructions detailing how to make one yourself.
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