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Remember The Turtle At The Bottom Of The Stack
Advice about friendship, in verse, presented by turtles and tortoises.
Remember the turtle at the bottom of the stack.
The one who carries you daily.
And remembers your birthday
And brings you booze
And won't mind if you're not scaly.
Be kind to the turtle at the bottom of the stack.
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The one who meets you for tea
And will be your pillow
And shares its snacks
And from evil robots won't flee.
Send love to the turtle at the bottom of the stack
Who misses you most of all
He's a little bit weird
But always quite fun
So he wonders why you won't call.
Remember the turtle at the bottom of the stack
The one who wears the rad sweater
Who knows all the moves
And loves to hang out
Because you won't find a friend that is better.
