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Remember The Turtle At The Bottom Of The Stack
Advice about friendship, in verse, presented by turtles and tortoises.
Remember the turtle at the bottom of the stack.

The one who carries you daily.

And remembers your birthday

And brings you booze

And won't mind if you're not scaly.

Be kind to the turtle at the bottom of the stack.

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The one who meets you for tea

And will be your pillow

And shares its snacks

And from evil robots won't flee.

Send love to the turtle at the bottom of the stack

Who misses you most of all

He's a little bit weird

But always quite fun

So he wonders why you won't call.

Remember the turtle at the bottom of the stack

The one who wears the rad sweater

Who knows all the moves

And loves to hang out

Because you won't find a friend that is better.
