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    Psychoanalyzing the Tortoise

    Sherman the tortoise has been terrorizing the household cats. So it's off to the local reptile expert to figure out why Sherman is such a bully.

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    This all seems a bit silly to me -- tortoises can be territorial, after all. Although his mother DID abandon him while he was still in the egg.