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    NASTURTLE: Tortoise 500

    NASTURTLE is about the need for speed. These reptiles are pure racing beasts. Forget about NASCAR and watch a real race. Seriously, Dale Earnhardt Jr. has nothing on Chocolate the Painted Turtle.