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History Of A Turtle's Unrequited Love

It's tough being a turtle who's in love with a cat. Four years ago, the internet met just such a reptile. Let's see if his romance has fared any better over the years, shall we?

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  • Turtle loves cat, but cat doesn't love turtle.

    February 26, 2007.

  • It's a complicated relationship.

    December 14, 2008.

  • Kiss me, please?

    June 7, 2009.

  • I will not have you on a chair. I will not have you anywhere.

    September 4, 2010.

  • Stay on your side of the bed, thanks.

    April 6, 2011.

  • Desperation sinks in.

    May 28, 2011.

  • 'Tis better to have loved and lost, I guess.

    May 28, 2011.