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    6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College Is A Real Article

    Let me apologize on behalf of all women for the demise of the American Family. Per usual, it's all our fault.

    This article is real.

    Some highlights include:

    ...Since the purpose of a college degree is for a job, it becomes unnecessary for our daughters to have such a credential. My personal impression is that the day-to-day grind of a job is below the dignity of women. In a way, it is like being a hired hand, as result of the fall and the penalty for original sin.
    Getting a college degree often makes a young lady feel an "obligation" to use it, to make money. Often her husband doesn't want to see it go to "waste." So the degree is what actually traps her
    So what normally happens with this setup is that those lazy men who are looking for a mother-figure in a wife are very attracted to this responsible, organized, smart woman who has it all together along with a steady paying job with benefits. So if he wants to go to work he can, but if not he can always fall back on her income. Or if he "doesn't want to have to answer to anyone" he can start his own business, and it doesn't matter if it fails or succeeds or makes enough income because again she's there to help. The bottom line, HE is only supplementing HER income, but he's supposed to be the provider.
    Nothing that is taught in a college curriculum is geared toward domestic homemaking. On the contrary, it is training in a very masculine role of a professional career.

    Happy reading.