Where's My Coffee?
(1 pt per offer to fill)
-- ZERO points awarded... because for the first 2 hours of the competition they don't know about the competition. The idea is heavily inspired by the motion picture Fight Club.
Hallmark Sucks, Homemade Rules
Deviled Egg Taste Off
Bless You Speed Test
Pick Up Shits
Where's Daddy's iPod Charger
(2 pts awarded when placed in my hand)
-- Do you have any idea how hard it is to hide a charger on purpose?
Could You Get Me That Non-Beer Item
(1 pt for each item retrieved)
-- Neglected this challenge, however, the children who fetched my iPod charger collected points.
The AC Is On, The Door Is Open
(3 pts awarded for closing the sliding glass door)
-- This event was discarded when I realized I was placing too much faith in my children to give a shit about my electric bill.
(1 pt for each unasked for hug)
-- My daughter pwnd this event. My son noticed that I pulled out the scorecard post hug and proceeded to hug me in an attempt to show affection and gain points. Soon after, no further points were awarded for hugs. Well played by him, since his sister continued to give pointless hugs.
Staged Argument With Mom
(2 pts awarded to each child who takes my side)
-- The event was aborted after my wife and I got in a real argument about what to fake argue about. Nobody took my side. Point taken, yet no points awarded.
Where's The Remote
(1 pt awarded when found)
-- Son found it, turned on Falling Skies... thanks to Noah Wyle, soon after I fell asleep.