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Creepiest. Fortune Cookie Fortune. EVER.

Nothing like polishing off an order of crab rangoon, a bowl of mei fun, a plate of curry chicken, and a pile of steamed dumplings... then reading that your ass is getting abducted in a few minutes. Seriously, if I knew about this before the meal, would have had Italian. Intergalactic space travel requires a meal that sticks with you, just sayin.

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