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Bad GrammarPeople who act like they know everythingFake friendsWhen someone says they're bad at something, but they're actually really good at itFake vegansPeople that are loud for no reasonWhen people are rude for no reasonNails on a chalkboardPeople who are meanBeing late
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I hate the beachI love mathI love writing thank-you notesI love to plan thingsI don't like Taylor SwiftI think harder workouts are more funI like schoolI like tunaI love laminatingI hate talking on the phone
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Which Board Member Of T'sahal BBYO #5312 Are You?
Your bank account is constantly wiped out from Salad House, BBYO apparel and Puffy Paint. You are also always freezing, no matter the temperature. You fall constantly, but laugh uncontrollably when anyone else falls. When you are not doing work or at dance, you can be seen napping or crying. Especially when you don't meet Justin Bieber after his concert. This is Hope. This is you.
You haven't slept or gone out in years because you're always doing school work and sending out emails for BBYO. Yet somehow, you still find time to go to SoulCycle every day, get your nails done five times a week, and blow out your hair every day. All you talk about is your new dog, camp, or Justin Bieber. This is Hannah. This is a Livingston Mom. This is you.
You're the chapter nerd AND stud all bundled into one!! Cornell is your safety school, which makes all the Jewish moms love you. You also get all the girls by helping them with schoolwork. You can solve a rubix cube in under two minutes, but still can't open an advil bottle. This is Max. This is you.
You can't live without your phone, yet you never ever answer your phone. You're the sporty one in the group and your favorite sport is surfing the internet for bomb Israeli Reports. Also, you flex your muscles in T'sahal promotional pictures and thinks no one notices. They do. This is Mike. This is you.
Your brother is a chapter legend, so you're the Rob Kardashian of the group. You love stealing trends like "scratch head" but the #vaselineundereyechallange was all you! You replaced Hope as the "Chapter Cutie" and she's low-key (high-key) salty about it.
You spend most of your free time napping, yet you're always still too tired to change out of your PJs/sweatpants. Still, your hair is always perfect, and dogs always seem to like you the best. You also bleed SPF spirit even though you play no sports. This is Zoe. This is you.
You're actually not a real BBG, because you're too vegan for Spooey. Tragic. Also you try to pretend you're woke and cultural, but you're actually quite the JAP. You also dated a GJHRR legend for a hot sec because Life is A Prize :)
You are always doing work- usually laminating, making lists, and color coding. You're also late to everything, but get angry when others accuse you of being late. You love bopping to Rhianna, speaking Yiddish, nagging, and constantly forcing people to eat. You can spend up to 6 hours straight in HomeGoods or The Container Store. This is Risa. This is the ultimate Jewish mom. This is you.
For a man of few words, you sure do lecture a lot! You can fix any technological problem and eat anything, but will keep the same haircut for 47 years. You're commonly compared to a gumdrop, due to your kind nature but when it comes to waking people up in the morning (especially Hope) he turns into quite the opposite. This is Marc. This is you.
Somehow, you know every single person in the United States, and have a snapchat streak with every single one of them. When you are not writing in the Spirit Facebook group, you are spending all of your money and time at the Juice House. This is Rocky. This is you.