1. "Sneaky Shorts" Flask crnchy.com / Via Papa Bert Because why the hell not? 2. Fake Tampon Flask amazon.com / Via Smuggle Your Booze So wrong, yet so right. 3. Smartphone Flask amazon.com / Via McDare 4. Digital Camera Flask amazon.com / Via Binocktails (Snap)shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! 5. Lipstick Flask amazon.com / Via Mustard Who on this earth has a lipstick that big? Then again, who really cares? 6. Sunscreen Flask amazon.com / Via Smuggle Your Booze Let's forget about the fact that if someone sees you pouring this they'll think you're insane. This is actually a good alcohol concealer and you can put a good amount of alcohol in it. Lushes, rejoice! But be sure to not confuse it with your real sunscreen and pull a Charlie Kelly. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF cdn.uproxx.com / Via FX Networks Even though he knew he was drinking actual sunscreen and just didn't give any fucks because well, he's The Wild Card. 7. "Sneak Alcohol Caps" amazon.com / Via Camo Caps The thing about this is that you have to fill your water bottle to almost the very top with liquor. A curse for some, a blessing for many. 8. Shampoo, Conditioner and Lotion Flasks amazon.com / Via Smuggs Jugs Flasks *Refer to #6* 9. "The BeerBelly" amazon.com / Via The BeerBelly Definitely not for the self-conscious. 10. "The Wine Rack" ecx.images-amazon.com / Via The WineRack 11. Double-Sided Binocular Flask amazon.com / Via BeWild 12. Cell Phone Flask amazon.com / Via HomeWetBar Probably the least believable flask (mainly because you'll draw attention to yourself for owning a bar phone with an antenna), but a true lush will make it work.