1. Post updates while getting married
Like this guy. Do the smoosh-cake-in-each-other’s-faces thing and then post pics. We can wait.
2. Play Farmville, Mafia Wars or any of those other time sucks
Nothing shows the world you have no life better than seeing a badge from a virtual Facebook game. And then there’s the Farmville-addicted mom who allegedly… Shiver!
3. Post every time a famous person dies
RIP whoever. That’s what the Academy Award dead reel is for. And who are the freaks who click “like” on these notices?
4. Drink & Facebook
Let this sleazy stock photo, above, and this other dude’s alleged drinky deeds be a lesson to ya.
5. Post the pics of your underage beer bong party
6. Misspell stuff that the whole world can see
Misspell stuff that the whole world can see And it’s all attached to your name. Like these geniuses who spelled Mosque, “Mosk.”
7. Talk about how much you hate your job
Yes it’s tempting. And yes, like this teacher you will get fired for it.
8. Break into someone’s house and log into your Facebook account
You’d think we wouldn’t have to tell you this. But you’d be wrong.
9. Tell people you are going out of town
Unless you want your place robbed, not bright.
10. Spew about how frackin’ in love you are
It’s annoying. Luckily, you will be publicly shamed.
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