2. “I’m so tired. It’s fine, I’ll read the last chapter tomorrow before the test.”
The next day, late for school:
4. “I’ll get flowers on the way to Mother’s Day brunch.”
Everyone else had the same idea, and now all that's left are weeds and the biggest bouquet ever.
6. "Sorry I didn't see your text! My phone was dead."
7. “If I show up late to my internship, I’ll just stay late.”
But then your boss won't notice 'cause she left at a reasonable hour, so now you look like a bad intern who's always late, and you're just like, What am I even doing?