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Michael Scott Or Ron Swanson: Can You Guess Who Said These Quotes?

Did Michael Scott Or Ron Swanson Say These Quotes?

Ron Swanson

“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”  


Michael Scott

“There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger."  


“If there was more food and fewer people this would be the perfect party.”  


“Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen.”  


“Listen, I like kids but this is not a kids environment. This is like HBO. No limits. Who knows what I'm gonna say?”  


“One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it.”  


“Child labor laws are ruining this country.”  


“My whole life I believed that America was number one, that was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two.”  


“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.”  


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