1. Find A Parking Lot
More room to palance .
2. Use Word of Mouth As Invites
"I Heard About This Party From My Brother's Girlfriend's Cousin. He Got Me A Comp."
3. Call Everyone You've Ever Met To Get A Ride There Because, Parking.
I Know We Haven't Spoken Since Kindergarten But Are You Going Tonight, Can I Get A Drop?
4. If You Have A Crew, Then Decide Who Will Drink The Least So They Can Drive Home
Stale Drunk Means Sober In Our Language.
5. If The Party Starts At Nine Then Everyone Will Arrive At Midnight.
Start Getting Ready At Nine.
6. Grab A T-Shirt, Rag and Blinking Cup On Your Way In
I Need Five...For My Cats.
7. Procede To Say Hello To Everyone You Know In Life.
8. If It's A "Wet Fete" Expect To Be Blasted By A Fire Hose At Some Point.
Oh I love this song....SPLASH! F*&^$*!
10. When You're In A Foreign Country Start Gyrating To Any Hint of Sean Paul.
I'll Take It, Just Stop Playing Taylor Swift.