1. Shopping is a Cultural Sport Via hays.co.uk The options are endless. There are stores from literally every country on earth in one mall. Monsoon, Zara and Gap…oh my! 2. Coffee with Cardamom is Delicious Yum. 3. Abaya’s Are About Self-Expression So gorgeous. 4. Skyscrapers Can Be Built in Mere Months Leave for Summer...Come back...there's a new building shaped like... 5. Shamals are Sandstorms Sand in places sand shouldn’t be. 6. The Qatar Open Is The Best Part Of January Oh hello, Roger. 7. Camels Bite Don’t mess with the hump. 8. Camel Crossing Signs Brake for Humps 9. Xmas Happens I once heard away in a manger playing in a store. True story. 10. Dune Bashing Is Surfing With SUV’s Wear Your Seatbelt. 11. Souqs Have Ancient Air Conditioning The roof is built in a way that keeps hot air out and circulates cool air throughout the market place. It’s a very old architectural design. 12. Golf Courses Are Adaptable The Browns 13. Your Schedule Changes During Ramadan Nowhere is open until sundown 14. There is an Old Doha and a New Doha Never forget… 15. No Kissing on TV or in Movies PDA no way 16. There is a Winter It’s cold out herr 17. Qatar Is Not Generally Pronounced, ‘Cutter’ It just sounds weird. Most people pronounce it as its spelt, stressing the first syllable and kind of rolling the R. Unless you speak Arabic, then you're fine. 18. The Best Risotto and Singing Waiters Are At, Italian Job Karaoke and Ravioli 19. Roundabouts Are Everywhere Round, round like a record baby... 20. Incense Is 20% of the air you breathe *cough 21. The Supermarket is French Oh Le Fromage… 22. There Are Swamps With Flamingoes So Fancy 23. Falcons are Investments Darren Baker Cost same as small Suzuki! 24. The Desert is a Different Kind of Beauty Endless I Heart Qatar.