The Strangest Things Currently For Sale At Urban Outfitters

Urban Outfitters has tons of cute stuff, but some things will make you say "wait what why?"

Your Tea Sex Tea - $25

I can picture it now. It's Friday night. You and your man are home alone. You're feeling kind of frisky, but you're not quite in the mood. Then it hits you. "Hold on..." you say in your sexiest voice. "I'm just going to go... brew some tea." *wink*

Wait wut.

Urban Renewal Recycled Tropical Cropped Button-Down Shirt - $49

I would like to see a salesperson convincingly be like "OMG that looks great on you." No.

Yesterdays Clever Girl Pin - $12

Mom: Hey, what did you get at Urban Outfitters?

Me: Oh, this cool pin that says "clever girl" and then also there's a lizard on it.

Mom: ...But why?

Me: You just don't get me! *storms off*

Mom (still confused): ... BUT WHY!?

Urban Renewal Recycled Abstract Spliced Graphic Tee - $39

This looks like something Jazz on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air would have worn. Why is the neckline uneven? So many questions, but mainly just why?

Corn Dog Maker - $34

A machine very specifically for making corn dogs. It's a corn dog maker. You like corn dogs like A LOT? Well then you need this top of the line corn dog maker. Where can you get it? Urban Outfitters, of course. Where else, dummy?

Eminem Tee - $39

What looks like an oversized Eminem concert tee, but you're not at an Eminem concert. You're in an Urban Outfitters. So I must ask... why?

Nicki Manaj Cassette Tape - $9.98

You listen to the latest Nicki Minaj on your smart phone? What a loser. It makes WAY more sense to buy a cassette tape. Great sound quality. Not at all weird or inconvenient.

Out From Under Fishnet Catsuit - $20

Why wear fishnet stockings when you can get extra-wide-weave fishnets for your whole body? The reviews state it's very difficult to get on. Perfect.