Ranking All Of Michael Scott's "That's What She Said" Jokes From Worst To Best

    This was hard. That’s what she said!

    Here, I have ranked all of the "that's what she said" jokes Michael has ever made.

    33. Jim: "So instead you screwed me?"

    a man in suit and tie is disappointed and says so instead you screwed me

    32. Dwight: *eats grapes*

    a man with glasses eats grapes while a man in suit and tie says that's what she says

    31. Michael: "And up comes...the tool bar."

    a man in a suit and tie points at a computer in an office meeting room saying and up comes the tool bar that's what she said

    30. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"

    a man in suit and tie asks "why did you get it so big" about a Christmas tree

    29. Holly: Don't make it harder than it has to be.

    a man and woman sit inside a moving truck and she says "don't make it harder than it has to be"

    28. Holly: "I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work."

    a woman and man stand in an office, face-to-face

    27. Gabe: "You're making this harder than it has to be."

    a man in a button down shirt stands in a kitchen with his hands out, saying "you're making this harder than it has to be"

    26. Angela: "You already did me."

    a woman in a tight ponytail and turtleneck in an office says you already did me

    25. Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7."

    24. Oscar: "Your office is full of genitalia."

    a man sits at a desk covered with post it notes

    23. Michael: "I need two men on this."

    22. Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."

    a man in a suit and tie and woman in a blazer ride a ferris wheel

    21. Michael: "At least we put this matter to bed."

    a man in a trenchcoat, button down shirt and tie is in an office, smiling slightly

    20. Darryl: "You. Need. To. Get. Back. On. Top."

    a man in a button down shirt looks at another man saying you need to get back on top

    19. Dwight: "Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."

    a man in a suit and tie holds an eclair toward the mouth of a woman in office clothing

    18. Michael: "Hey...can you make that straighter?"

    two women are taping a sign onto a wall that says "welcome back Ryan" while a man in the background says "can you make that straighter?"

    17. Jan: "Let's just blow this party off."

    two men in suits are driving a car, while over the car phone a woman says "let's just blow this party off"

    16. Jim: "It's gonna be tight."

     man is smiling

    15. Michael: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?"

    three men lay on the ground in an office, meditating. a man who is standing says "oscar can you reach over and touch his thing" while one of the laying down men grabs another's tie

    14. Michael: "I would like you all to go to the website and watch my clip 11 times."

    a man in suit and tie in an office claps

    13. Michael: "Give me a hard one."

    12. Michael:" This is going to feel so good, getting this thing off of my chest."

    a man wearing a suit, tie, and trenchcoat stands in an airport, taking off a microphone

    11. Oscar: "You should put butter on it."

    man with tie and button down shirt is laughing

    10. Michael: "I can't Andy, it's too hard."

    9. Jim:" Put it away."

    man in suit and tie sits in office face relaxed

    8. Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can."

    a man with saran wrap on his head and a straw in his mouth is being pushed into the ground

    7. Michael: "Do you want some?" Jim: "No thanks, I'm good."

    a man in a suit and tie asks a man if he wants some and another says no thanks i'm good

    6. Jan: "You're hardly my first!"

    5. Michael: "It squeaks when you bang it."

    a man in a suit and tie is holding a squeaky toy gavel and says "it squeaks when you bang it"

    4. Mr. Schneider: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"

    a woman in a button down shirt and blazer sits next to a man in a suit and tie who says across the table, "you were directly under her the entire time?"

    3. Jim: "I don't think I'll be here in 10 years."

    two men, one in a button down and tie, the other in a crewneck sweatshirt, sit in an office conference room, smiliing

    2. Jim: "Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied..." *smiling*

    a man in a button down shirt and tie says "you always left me satisfied"

    1. Dwight: "Michael, I can't believe you came."