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20 Lipstick Names That Are Awkward As Hell

Who doesn’t want the latest shade of “Unicorn Blood”?

1. There’s no better way to immediately play yourself than with "Thotful."

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Get it from ColourPop for $6.

2. "Unicorn Blood" definitely sparks some horrific visuals.

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Get it from Jeffree Star Cosmetics for $18.

3. And "Unicorn Tears" makes it clear that blood wasn’t the only thing stolen from our mystical friend.

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Get it from Too Faced for $22.

4. Nana likely won’t be pleased by your must-have shade of "Grandma."

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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

5. You can shamelessly celebrate creepiness with "Pervette."

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Get it from Bloomingdale's for $17.

6. "Chihuahua" can't be beat if your pooch is your sole makeup inspiration.

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Get it from Macy’s for $21.

7. For those who have no clue what to actually do with their lipstick, "Oh, Put It On" offers a clear hint.

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Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $7.

8. There’s only one color worthy of your lifelong dream of starring in an "Indie Flick!"

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Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $6.

9. You may have to fib a little if your mom asks you the name of your "Orgasm" lip gloss.

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Get it from Nordstrom for $26.

10. "Super Orgasm" offers even more peachy awkwardness.

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Get it from Nordstrom for $26.

11. "Chilled Brandy" looks like no shade of spirit we’ve ever seen.

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Get it from Walmart for $5.99.

12. It remains unclear what questionable recipe led to "Tea and Cookies."

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Get it from NYX Cosmetics for $7.

13. "69" leaves absolutely too much to the imagination.

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Get it from Nordstrom for $17.

14. Don’t waste your time searching for the rare bird species that inspired "Pink Pigeon."

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Get it from Bloomingdale’s for $17.

15. The putrid green of "Witches Brew" looks cauldron fresh.

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Get it from Impulse Cosmetics for $6.99.

16. Keep a cross near while applying the moody shade "Exorcism."

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Get it from Kat Von D Beauty for $20.

17. "Lobotomy" is a fairly unpleasant reminder of the archaic surgical procedure.

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Get it from Impulse Cosmetics for $6.99.

18. Stay clear of any felines when rocking "Catnip."

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Get it from Macy's for $20.

19. Out of all of the plants to be immortalized in a lipstick shade, "Lemongrass" was definitely the underdog.

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Get it from Stila Cosmetics for $22.

20. Kat Von D sparked some major controversy with the release of "Underage Red."

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Get it from Kat Von D Beauty for $21.

Lipsticks are makeup legends. But that status hasn't helped them avoid some ridiculous names.

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