aaronneedham.tumblr.com / Via deadspin.com Reddit is the gift that keeps on giving. Case in point: the thread quoted below, authored sometime in February by a frequent contributor, Fact_School_Cat.There is not nearly enough art depicting our country's Founders playing basketball, a game which was not invented until 100 years after the final colony ratified the Constitution. I want this art.This is a new idea of mine, but I'd love to hire an artist to create this work. I haven't quite decided on content, but I'm thinking either a team of Founding Fathers versus international enemies (think Kim Jong Eun -- a real basketball fan) or versus a team of my least favorite players (think Andray Blatche). The game should probably take place in Philadelphia's basketball arena.This is a strange but serious request. Get back with me and let's talk it over.Because Internet, the solicitation drew a number of serious, nay, credible responses, including the amazing commission above from Redditor I May Be Dead, which surfaced on the site yesterday. George Washington steals the thematic thunder for obvious reasons, but one has to question Stalin's hustle here: he's been boxed out easier than the Red Square (groan…). See more of the artist's portraits here.