Here are 10 nightmares you could see/hear/suffer through on your next flight:
10. Slapping of gum and the occasional “uh huh.”
9. Discussion of the latest thrilling celebrity gossip…
8. Inappropriate comments about bowel movements
7. How beautiful the weather is somewhere you’re not flying
6. Stories about pets and their less than thrilling talents
5. The person who keeps trying to call without service.
4. Conversations about relationships, feelings, and emotions.
3. Awkward fights with a significant other.
2. The extremely loud person
1. How much someone hates where they work
Point is, talking on cell phones on planes is simply a terrible idea.
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.