Ten Reasons Why I Love My Mom

Yo Mama so pretty, she broke the mirrors.

1. She Fed/Feeds You

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2. She Managed To Look Amazing Even When Dealing With Crap

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3. She Loves You No Matter What

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She'll probably put her foot down if you rob a bank, but she still loves you.

4. She cleaned up your mess

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Though, it feels great to make a mess and not have to clean it up.

5. She Bought You That Thing You Love

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For me, it's my dog, Karratuu, or KK.

6. She knew you didn't actually run away that one time.

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Because you were 13 and you didn't have a job and relied on her for food.

7. She Comforted You When You Were Sad

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Or If you have periods, when you dropped your ChapStick and cried.

8. She Played Along With Your Emo Phase

"I'm serious, Mom! This is the real me!"

9. She will ALWAYS, ALWAYS be there.

NO MATTER WHAT

10. She'll Deal With Your Music

I listened to LOTS of Fall Out Boy and Three Days Grace.

I love you, mom, thank you for putting up with my crap. You helped me through hard times and thank you for pushing me out of your vagina.

Also, you shouldn't have held me till November. I thing Halloween would be a great birthday for me.