Response to Poll: Are Your Bathroom Habits Weird?:
Hang on, how do you dry your arse after a bidet? A towel? 1 towel for each member of the house? Face it, at that point do you even call it a towel? Or is it an ass rag?
Response to What George Clooney’s Sister Looks Like:
and your point is? Running out of material, are we? Lauren Yapalater is a bully. I’m calling you out on your sh*t right now. Cut the crap.