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13 Times Jazz Got Thrown Out On "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

Jazz sure did wear that shirt a lot.

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Uncle Phil wasn't the only one who evicted Jazz on a near daily basis. It was a family effort.


Jazz: I brought a gift for baby Dickie.

Aunt Viv: Nicky. ... It's a baby pillow! Isn't it beautiful?

Will: Jazz, this thing says "Wendy Beth" on it.

Jazz: So? When you buy a wallet, doesn't it have someone else's picture in it first?

Will: Jazz, you stole this pillow!

Jazz: It's the thought that counts!



Jazz: Mr. Banks, I'm willing to take Hillary off your hands.

Will: Jazz, would you prefer a Muslim or a viking burial?

Jazz: I mean, she ain't gettin' any younger. I'll put a roof over her head, and might be willing to look into a marriage license if she performs on the test drive.

Aunt Viv: Philip, get him.


Uncle Phil: Would someone turn it up for me, please?

Will: Jazz, crank that up for me.

Uncle Phil: Ah, yes. Ah, yes, listen. Listen, darling; listen to the violins -- beautiful. The oboes will be coming next.

Jazz: *begins scratching the record*



Jazz: I've taken care of the entertainment for Will's party.

Uncle Phil: Jazz, I've already shelled out for a DJ.

Jazz: Perfect! Now we'll have music for my stripper!

Aunt Viv: Oh, no. You are not bringing a naked woman in my house.

Jazz: You don't understand, Mrs. Banks. She don't come in naked. ...Uh oh.


Jazz: I brought you a gift. They're false teeth! They were my grandmom's. She don't need 'em no more. ... I know that look. You're not getting any younger. This isn't good for your back! I brought this on myself.

Thirty-something from Louisville, KY. Made of bourbon and awesome.

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