15 Songs That Were Guaranteed To Start A Fight In The Club

Tear the club up! WARNING! Explicit language.

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There are some rap songs that just make you want to fight a fool in the face.

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If a fight broke out in a club in the late '90s or early 2000s, there's a strong possibility that one of these songs was playing when it happened.

Run around the motherfuckin' club! /
Run around the motherfuckin' club! /
Run around the motherfuckin' club! /
Run around the motherfuckin' club!

There's just something about this that really makes people want to run around the motherfuckin' club.

So if a n***a come and run his mouth just like a hoe /
Punch em dead up in his nose /
And stomp his ass down to the flo'

Bad advice. This is bad advice.

If you don't like me when you see me, betta not say shit /
I'll choke yo ass out like Dre did that bitch /
You betta tell these pussies they ain't fuckin' wit no rookie /
I'm a Bankhead n***a, I'll take yo cookies

All your cookie are belong to us.

Get buck, get wild /
Let's tear this house right down /
Let's tear the club up, thugs /
Let's do that stuff right now

Literally saying, "Hey guys, let's all mess this place up RIGHT NOW."

Bust a n***a's head /
Smack a hoe /
Shoot the club up

Basic instructions for starting a club riot.

These bitches ain't runnin', shit but y'all mouth /
'Cause the first hater step, the first hater get tossed out

You're basically walking around looking for haters to toss out at this point.

Aye, check dis out I need all my real n***as and bitches /
To look around the muthafuckin' club /
If you see a n***a and he throwin' up a set and it aint yo' set /
Or it aint yo' click /
I want chall n***as to tell dem' n***as like dis /
I want you to get up in that muthafucka' face /
And do this shit:

Say "N***a fuck you!" /
"N***a fuck you!" /
"N***a fuck you!" /
"N***a fuck you!"

This song may as well be titled "How To Get Arrested With All Your Friends."

Well represent yo shit, represent yo shit /
Say "fuck that clique!" Say "fuck that clique!" /
Well you scared (you scared), you scared (you scared) /
Stop actin' like a bitch you scared (you scared)

Three fights before you even get to the first verse.

Don't start no shit, it won't be no shit /
Don't start no shit, it won't be no shit

And now you're walking around hoping somebody starts some shit.

Hold em back, hold em back /
Man fuck that n***a /
Fuck that hold em back /
Gotta push that n***a /
Hold em back, hold em back /
Push that n***a /
Fuck that hold em back

More riot instructions.

Tellin' stupid bros we throwin' bows and we ready /
Screamin' "swang shawty" to the boys that can't stand me

Surprise! Somebody's swinging.

Let's get ready to rumble, them n***as stumble /
Hit em with left blows /
Fuck it, got death blows /
Ready to go to war? Let's go!

No wars in the club, please.

We ready /
We ready /
We ready /
For y'all

Nothing like a group chant of "we ready" to get everybody good and ready to throw some hands!

We ready! We ready! /
We ready! We ready! /
We ready! We ready! /
We ready! We ready!

Seriously. A refrain of "we ready" is almost guaranteed to end in a brawl.

Thirty-something from Louisville, KY. Made of bourbon and awesome.

Contact Tracy Clayton at tracy.clayton@buzzfeed.com.

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