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If Beyoncé Songs Were About Christmas

Santa hurry down the chimney, please.

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Santa hurry down the chimney, please

Lemme see the presents that you got for me

Waited 25 days to get all this stuff

And all of these presents just ain't enough

Now my living room's a mess, gift wrap on the floor

Where my other presents, I want some more

Waited 25 days to get all this stuff

And all of these presents just ain't enough


It's Christmastime

And everything alright

No complaints for my cookies, out the oven, warm and just right

Boy I'm bakin'

All kinds of Christmas pies and cakes

We grubbin' on em, grub-grubbin'

If you full, toss your plate

Lights are blinkin'

All over town

Waitin' for Santa to come around

Kids playin out in the snow

My baby under the mistletoe

This evenin'

I'm sangin' "Silent Night" til my voice hoarse

Then I hurry home to play

All my favorite Christmas records



It's Christmas Eve and I'm readyyy

To open all my gifts

I don't have a lot of patience

So hurry fast, don't take it slow

Santa Claaaaaus

Is packing up his sleigh

And I just can't wait til tomorrow

So tonight

I'm too eager to sleep

Stayin' up until the mornin' light

I'm waiting for Santaaaaa


Me & my boo & my boo yuletidin'

All up in the snow with his chick right beside him

People singin' "Jingle Bells," sendin' warm wishes

Season's greetings, girl, have a Merry Christmas!

You wake up (Christmas)

Get up (Christmas)

Run and go see (Christmas)

What's under the tree (Christmas)

These presents (Christmas)

These presents (Christmas)

I got (Christmas)

A lot (Christmas)

Look at all these gifts

Look at all these gifts



Boy I'm waiting for you underneath the mistletoe

Come and let me love you in this wonderland of snow

Baby come help me trim the tree

The weather outside is blustery

Boy can you hear it in the air

Baby I swear it's jingle bells

There wasn't any room at the Inn (On His birthday)

They had him in a barn and swaddled him (On His birthday)

And then came the Three Wise Men (On His birthday)

His first day on earth day, belieeeeve me

He was born in a manger

Mary's first baby

Laid him right down in the hay in

A manger

He was born in a, born in a manger

(He was born in a maaaaangeeeeer)


See me up in the church with 50 lemn saints

Sendin' up some praise for Jesus' birthday

It's Christmas Eve and I'm in here with my fam

Learning all about that day back in Bethlehem

And everybody here makes a heavenly sound

Singin' and shoutin', praise by the pound

I'm sure you made Mary and Joseph proud

Jesus, have a happy birthday

I kiss you and give you your gift

(I kiss you and give you your gift)

You like it wrapped and so do I

(You like it wrapped and so do I)

There's no better time of year

(There's no better time of year)

Not Halloween or Valentine's

Leave some cookies out for Santa

(Leave some cookies out for Santa)

Not an apple or banana

(Not an apple or banana)

On the roof with reindeer tapping

(On the roof with reindeer tapping)

Listen, you can hear him laughing

Ho, ho, hooooo

Mission 1: I'ma put this on

Get the record player goin' with some Christmas songs, hey!

Mission 2: Gotta make these calls

Invitin' all my favorite people over to my home, hey!

Mission 3: Gotta wrap these gifts

Like I do it every year, I'ma do it again, hey!

Mission 4: Put a wreath on the door

Let everybody know what they came here for

I ain't worried, doin' me tonight

A little tinsel never hurt nobody

Get these lights up on the wall

I'm gettin' ready for a Christmas party

Christmas party, Christmas party

Christmas party, Christmas party

Won't you come to my Christmas party

Come on over to my Christmas party