1. Do your research!
2. Take a friend with you.
3. Find a reputable, trustworthy spa or esthetician to go to.
4. Say hello to the person soon to be all up in your business.
6. Try to relax.
7. Keep trying to relax while hot wax is smeared all over your vulva.
PLEASE DON'T BURN ANYTHING OFF, I NEED THOSE THINGS.
9. One.. two..
10. NOPE, YOU WEREN'T READY.
11. YELL ALL THE CUSS WORDS.
12. ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS.
13. Let the realization that you are nowhere near finished wash over you.
14. Get even sadder when you realize that you are paying someone to do this to you.
15. Go to your happy place.
16. It's finally over! Open your eyes and take a peek!
17. Be really, really confused to find it looking red and angry instead of porn starish, like you imagined.
18. Walk VERY CAREFULLY to your selected mode of transportation.
19. Realize that, hey, this is kind of nice. This is really nice.
20. Be prepared to walk like this for the next 2-4 weeks.
21. Call and make your next appointment.
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