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Are You A Cat Daddy?

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  1. 1. Are you a cat daddy?

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    Are you a man aged 50 or older?
    Did you have a Jheri Curl once upon a time?
    Do you still have a Jheri Curl?
    Do you greet children by yelling "Whassup lil' man/lil' mama!?"
    Do you admire Steve Harvey's fashion sense?
    Do you own a Steve Harvey suit?
    Do you own more than one Steve Harvey suit?
    Are you Steve Harvey?
    Do you consider black male comedians of the 90s to be snazzy dressers?
    Do you own a pair of Stacey Adams shoes?
    Do you own more than one pair of Stacey Adams shoes?
    Do you own any suits or shoes in any of the following colors: purple, red, orange, robin's egg blue, or lime green?
    Do you own a pin striped suit?
    Do you ever wear sandals with dress socks?
    Do you own at least one linen short set?
    Do you wear a fedora?
    How about a Kangol?
    Do you live for an all-white party?
    Do you currently wear any of the following colognes: Joop!, Paul Sebastian, Drakkar Noir, or Polo?
    Do you wear your cell phone clipped to your belt?
    Do you enjoy Hennessy?
    Do you keep a small bottle of Hennessy in your pocket just in case?
    Do you probably bleed Hennessy at this point?
    Are menthols the only cigarette you'll smoke?
    Newports, in particular?
    Do you have any gold teeth?
    If yes, is at least one of those gold teeth open-faced?
    Do you wear a pinky ring?
    Do you wear a pinky ring on both pinkies?
    Do you wear a herringbone chain?
    Do you ever wear this herringbone chain with a turtleneck?
    If yes, are you aware that it is 2015?
    Have you tried to start the Electric Slide at a club at any point in the last 10 years?
    Were you successful?
    Are you sure you're not Steve Harvey?
    Have you ever tried to holler at at least one of your grown daughter's friends?
    Do you attempt to sweet talk women by calling them "P.Y.T. (pretty young thang)," "sweet thang," "honey dip," or "Miss Lady?"
    Have you ever asked an attractive woman how she's doing and, after she replies that she is fine, said, "Well, I can see you're fine, but I asked you how you're doing?"
    Do you spend your weekends at clubs and bars buying drinks for women who are at least 20 years younger than you?
    And sometimes during the week?
    On a Tuesday, even?
    Is your staple dance the two-step?
    Do you hold your drink in the air while two-stepping?
    Do you drive a great big Cadillac?
    Does it have gangster whitewalls?
    TV antennas in the back?
    Does it have a diamond in the back?
    A sunroof top?
    Can you often be found in said car digging the scene?
    Occasionally with a gangster lean?
    Are you often telling youngsters that they "don't know nothin' 'bout this here?'"
    Do you keep a bluetooth headset in your ear at all times?
    Do you store your valuables in a Crown Royal bag?
    Have you ever made love while playing Teddy Pendergrass' "Love T.K.O.?"
    How about "Fire and Desire" by Rick James and Tina Marie?
    Do you yell "Awww, shit!" when "Outstanding" by The Gap Band comes on?
    Did you know what a cat daddy was before taking this quiz?
    You're Steve Harvey, aren't you? TELL THE TRUTH.

Are You A Cat Daddy?

You are NOT a cat daddy! You probably don't smell like Hennessy right now. Congratulations!

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You are not a cat daddy YET, but you have cat daddy tendencies. Come back and take this quiz in about 5 years. And go ahead and buy a Kangol just in case.

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You are DEFINITELY a cat daddy. You're probably at a "grown and sexy" party right now, aren't you?

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