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Are You A Cat Daddy?

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  1. Are you a cat daddy?

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    Are you a man aged 50 or older?
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    Did you have a Jheri Curl once upon a time?
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    Do you still have a Jheri Curl?
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    Do you greet children by yelling "Whassup lil' man/lil' mama!?"
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    Do you admire Steve Harvey's fashion sense?
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    Do you own a Steve Harvey suit?
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    Do you own more than one Steve Harvey suit?
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    Are you Steve Harvey?
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    Do you consider black male comedians of the 90s to be snazzy dressers?
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    Do you own a pair of Stacey Adams shoes?
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    Do you own more than one pair of Stacey Adams shoes?
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    Do you own any suits or shoes in any of the following colors: purple, red, orange, robin's egg blue, or lime green?
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    Do you own a pin striped suit?
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    Do you ever wear sandals with dress socks?
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    Do you own at least one linen short set?
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    Do you wear a fedora?
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    How about a Kangol?
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    Do you live for an all-white party?
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    Do you currently wear any of the following colognes: Joop!, Paul Sebastian, Drakkar Noir, or Polo?
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    Do you wear your cell phone clipped to your belt?
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    Do you enjoy Hennessy?
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    Do you keep a small bottle of Hennessy in your pocket just in case?
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    Do you probably bleed Hennessy at this point?
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    Are menthols the only cigarette you'll smoke?
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    Newports, in particular?
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    Do you have any gold teeth?
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    If yes, is at least one of those gold teeth open-faced?
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    Do you wear a pinky ring?
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    Do you wear a pinky ring on both pinkies?
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    Do you wear a herringbone chain?
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    Do you ever wear this herringbone chain with a turtleneck?
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    If yes, are you aware that it is 2015?
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    Have you tried to start the Electric Slide at a club at any point in the last 10 years?
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    Were you successful?
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    Are you sure you're not Steve Harvey?
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    Have you ever tried to holler at at least one of your grown daughter's friends?
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    Do you attempt to sweet talk women by calling them "P.Y.T. (pretty young thang)," "sweet thang," "honey dip," or "Miss Lady?"
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    Have you ever asked an attractive woman how she's doing and, after she replies that she is fine, said, "Well, I can see you're fine, but I asked you how you're doing?"
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    Do you spend your weekends at clubs and bars buying drinks for women who are at least 20 years younger than you?
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    And sometimes during the week?
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    On a Tuesday, even?
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    Is your staple dance the two-step?
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    Do you hold your drink in the air while two-stepping?
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    Do you drive a great big Cadillac?
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    Does it have gangster whitewalls?
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    TV antennas in the back?
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    Does it have a diamond in the back?
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    A sunroof top?
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    Can you often be found in said car digging the scene?
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    Occasionally with a gangster lean?
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    Are you often telling youngsters that they "don't know nothin' 'bout this here?'"
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    Do you keep a bluetooth headset in your ear at all times?
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    Do you store your valuables in a Crown Royal bag?
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    Have you ever made love while playing Teddy Pendergrass' "Love T.K.O.?"
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    How about "Fire and Desire" by Rick James and Tina Marie?
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    Do you yell "Awww, shit!" when "Outstanding" by The Gap Band comes on?
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    Did you know what a cat daddy was before taking this quiz?
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    You're Steve Harvey, aren't you? TELL THE TRUTH.

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