1. This dreadlocked Santa
2. This guy's sweater Santa
3. This luxuriously bearded Santa
4. This super cool Santa
5. Your Uncle Leroy
6. This Santa on an imaginary skateboard
7. This selfie taking Santa
8. This breakdancing Santa
9. This seductive feline Santa
10. This extra turnt Santa
11. This Santa who has clearly been dieting
12. This vacationing Santa
Thirty-something from Louisville, KY. Made of bourbon and awesome.
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