1. They're bulletproof (with nothing to lose)
2. They're captains of industry.
3. They aren't afraid to be open with their feelings.
4. They cut right to the chase.
5. They're in a band, fulfilling your lifelong fantasy of dating a rock star.
6. And they're GREAT dancers.
7. They really throw themselves into things (including relationships)
8. And the arts.
9. They would NEVER judge you on your love of baked goods.
No matter how out of control it seems.
10. Because they have vices of their own.
11. They give great advice.
12. They totally get your love for Twilight and are totally "Team Edward."
13. They know a great lover is ALSO a great communicator.
14. They aren't afraid to get passionate in the kitchen.
15. They can make you feel SO special, just by looking at you.
16. And seriously, sometimes their smallest gesture can be just SO sexy.
17. They are naturally experimental.
18. Even if it means things might get a little out of hand.
19. They're happy to coordinate their outfit to yours.
20. They make fantastic storytellers.
21. They can relate to having issues with your parents.
22. And to family drama, in general.
23. Sometimes they can get a little jealous.
24. And, okay, so their place might be kind of gross.
25. But deep in your heart you know the truth: No matter how hard you try, you just can't quit them.
26. No, seriously. Muppets don't die. You are tied to them f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
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