Practices ventriloquism.Can cook a mean soufflé.Can put his legs behind his head.
Kirk practices ventriloquism.
Kirk is an amateur ventriloquist, voice-thrower, and puppeteer.
Can roll her tongue like a flower.Teaches yoga.Moonlights as a cat portrait photographer.
Leslie can roll her tongue like a flower.
Leslie's tongue-rolling skill is basically an art form (unlike her yoga, which is garbage).
Graduated from mime academy.Can do a 360 off a sidewalk curb on a scooter.Expresses himself through butterfly- and frog-themed street art.
Tim can do a 360 off a sidewalk curb on a scooter.
When every kid was into skateboards, Tim's parents bought him a razor scooter instead. But that didn't stop him from learning how to seriously shred on that thing.
Internationally recognized polo player.Designs and sells wood-elf cosplay costumes for cons.Creates syrups, infusions, and bitters for her mixology blog.
Hannah creates syrups, infusions, and bitters for her mixology blog.
Hannah tirelessly obsesses over all things cocktail for her mixology blog. She has only once dressed as an elf, and while she would desperately love to play polo (have you seen their outfits?), she has sadly never tried.
Plays the accordion in a polka band.Took a year perfecting his dog-bark impression.Runs a T-shirt design company.
Tyler took a year perfecting his dog-bark impression.
Tyler can bark like a small dog, and 9 out of 10 dogs get confused by it. It is a skill he practiced all throughout high school, and it took one year of trying to get the inflection and pitch just right.
Speaks excellent fake Portuguese.Performs with a modern dance company.Won a flan-eating contest.
Jana speaks excellent fake Portuguese.
Jana can speak gibberish that really sounds like she's speaking another language. In fourth grade, she convinced a teacher that she spoke Portuguese, and he believed her for months until Jana's sister outed her.
Has won multiple rap battles.Can catch houseflies in midair.Is a master joggler.
Justin can catch houseflies in midair.
Justin is legit good at catching houseflies. No fly is safe from his wrath. He can get them when they've landed or when they're zooming around in flight. He can even shoot 'em down in mid-air with a squirt gun.
Writes reviews of dumpling purveyors.Wails on the rock sax.Makes gigantic stuffed animals.
Martha makes gigantic stuffed animals.
Martha uses 3D modeling to create patterns for 15-foot stuffed animals. They're really, really big.
Runs a popular pastel-themed Instagram.Teaches rhythmic gymnastics.Makes her own artisanal mead.
Marjorie runs a popular pastel-themed Instagram.
Marjorie takes stunning pictures of all things pastel, and her enviable Instagram is brimming with all things pale and pretty.
Paints plein air oil paintings.Can make a fart sound with his hands.Rides a unicycle.
Ben can make a fart sound with his hands.
Let's be real here. If you thought Ben had any skills outside of making a fart sound with his hands, you're not a very good judge of character. Could this man handle a unicycle? Could he capture light and space in a beautiful oil painting? "No" on both counts.
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