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16 Incredible Things Non-Hispanics Only Wish They Could Have

Hey, we Latinos didn't wish for the best, but we got it. Let the all-new Toyota Camry fulfill your boldest wishes.

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1. Um, well, Spanish, for starters.

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It's romantic as hell...but also, cursing in Spanish is kinda da best.

2. ✨ Tortilla artists ✨

Fresh tortillas are mad good.
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Fresh tortillas are mad good.

3. The teachings of Soraya Montenegro.

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Presenting "how to be the most conniving, malicious, and glamorous villain of all time." 💃

4. Really, just all of those great, classic telenovelas.

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Keeping every member of the family busy and singing DOS MUJEEEEREEES 🎶 UN CAMINOOOOOO 🎶 Monday through Friday.

5. PUPUSASSSS.

Shout-out to los salvadoreños!
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Shout-out to los salvadoreños!

6. Intrinsic rhythm granted to us at birth.

7. Like 500 types of mole.

And this ain't a simple dish to make.
Courtesy of Rodrigo Mondragón

And this ain't a simple dish to make.

8. Delicacies made with grasshoppers and cheese that look like they just fell from the heavens.

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Courtesy of Rodrigo Mondragón

🙏

9. The ability to let loose and laugh at ourselves...

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(For example, if you weren't granted the ability to dance well...)

10. ...and how we always have the juiciest chisme and can tell it in ways no one else can.

CHISME = SUPERB STORYTELLING.
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CHISME = SUPERB STORYTELLING.

11. OBVIOUSLY our cafecito.

Basically the same as "chisme time."
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Basically the same as "chisme time."

12. A contagious ~gozo de vivir~.

From when you're 2 until you're 150.
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From when you're 2 until you're 150.

13. UM...definitely TACOS. 🔥 🔥 🔥

Blessing our days, every day.
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Blessing our days, every day.

14. The chance to sing las mañanitas (and the weird pleasure of pushing someone's face into a cake). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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15. The distinct talent of throwing a bomb party, whether it's a wedding, a bautizo, or just coming up with reasons to party.

If it's Hispanic, it's LIT.
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If it's Hispanic, it's LIT.

16. And last but not least: our abuelitas.

Abuelitas are the most accurate oracles that have ever existed and also kind angels that are always concerned about our health and hunger. Latino abuelitas are the best.
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Abuelitas are the most accurate oracles that have ever existed and also kind angels that are always concerned about our health and hunger. Latino abuelitas are the best.

There's so much wealth in the Latino culture that other people would only be so lucky to have. If you're wishing for something bold and amazing, check out the Toyota Camry .