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13 Times New Zealand's South Island Took Scenery Too Damn Far

Enough's enough.

1. All right, New Zealand – we need to talk.

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2. Where do you get off being so bloody GORGEous?

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3. Enough with the snow-capped mountains and mirror-like lakes...

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4. ...and mind-blowing glaciers.

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5. Even your bloody RAIN CLOUDS are Gram-worthy.

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6. And this sky porn is borderline NSFW.

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7. It's all a little bit unfair, don't you think?

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8. Winter is sickeningly beautiful.

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9. And summer is equally so.

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Supplied by Tourism New Zealand

10. Must all your trees be so tall and handsome?

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11. Or your lakes so inviting?

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12. Stop it. Just stop.

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13. WE GET IT, OKAY?!

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