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10 Items That Simply Have Too Many Bells And Whistles

Simplify everything. With Total Wireless, you don’t pay for more than you need. Here’s a taste of items that are just too much.

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1. Computer setups with more screens than computing power.

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2. Desserts that could fill up deserts.

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3. A pizza that could feed a family a whole field of tomatoes.

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4. A drum kit that needs two drummers.


5. Weights with essay-length safety instructions.

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6. Packing somethin' simple for a selfie.

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7. When your desk looks like the IT department.

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8. When parking also means decoding signs.


9. The fastest route between A and B is just turning left and right a lot for no real reason.

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10. One string, 70 kites.

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