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Which Total War: WARHAMMER Legendary Lord Are You? BUMPER EDITION

Find out which of our 21 Legendary Lords you're most like!

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  1. 1. Let's start easy - what's your favourite colour?

    Red
    Green
    White
    Blue
    Yellow
    Black
    Brown
    Fuchsia
    Brass
    Darkness
    Jade
    Purple
    Grey
    Orange
    Gold
  2. 2. You're facing a battle you have no chance of winning... if you play fair. What do you do?

    I stand my ground.
    Turn them all to statues
    Shout WAAAAGH!
    Do somefing all tactical like
    Finally fulfil my oath to die
    Read the best Grudges from the Book!
    Slaughter the enemies like cattle!
    Raise them as my… children
    I embrace death!
    I call on Sigmar for guidance
    I hibernate
    Destroy the fleshlings
    Talk to my Squiggly Beast
    I win, anyway
    I take the fight underground!
    I cheat, cheat, cheat!
    Fly high then attack
    I organise an ambush
    I demand the foes lose!
    I WILL win
    I summon the storm
  3. 3. So now you've won the battle... what do you think was the most important part?

    Getting some kip afterwards
    Winning
    Looking beautiful while doing it
    Taking trophies to the herdstone
    Spreading corruption
    Cheatin'
    Serving Gork’s – or maybe Mork’s - will
    Retaking my lost hold
    Killing grobi scum
    Seeking vengeance
    Making sure no plants were harmed
    Feeling the presence of Sigmar flow through me
    That my brothers remain safe
    My children
    Me!
    Plenty of enemies to kill
    My clan beside me
    Strong wins
    Lots of grudges to avenge
    Dis stoopid hat I’m wearin’
    Brave disciplined men
  4. 4. Which of these appeals to you the most?

    Solidarity
    Slaughter
    Power
    Goin’ south
    Vengeance
    Honour
    The Throne
    Faith
    Family
    Knowledge
    Rebirth
    WAAAAGH!
    Rooted
    Eight
    Sneakin’
    Horns
    Scintillating
    Mountain
    Dhar
  5. 5. On another note - what's your favourite beast?

    Hounds
    None! All beasts are traitorous
    Spleenrippa (with Squiggly coming in a close second)
    A dead Black Goblin
    Mountain goats
    Gobbla
    Jabberslythe
    Ghorgons
    Beasts are ugly!
    Dorghar
    Dwarf (they're so squishy!)
    A griffon
    Direwolves
    Bats
    A Varghulf
    I have no time for such fripperies when there are grudges to be settled
    A dragon to kill
    My wyvern, Skullmuncher
    Dead rat man
    A beetle
    Deathclaw
  6. 6. Okay, okay. You arrive in Altdorf - what do you do next?

    Return to the palace and rule
    Assert my authority over the colleges
    Trounce the ‘umie gitz!
    Try and find a decent pint of Bugman’s
    Mock the shoddy manling buildings
    Take my rightful place on the throne of mine unloving empire
    So many minions to… ‘convert’…
    I avoid Altdorf at all costs – I would leave immediately!
    I visit the temple of Sigmar
    Visit the municipal gardens
    I would never be caught in some fleshling made forest
    Find the local Bugman’s
    Rampage!
    Seek out city dwarfs for an expedition to reclaim my lost hold!
    Enslave the populace
    Announce the coming of Chaos
    Find a tailor
    Let the soul harvest begin
    Start swinging Starcrusher
    Tear down the heart of civilisation
  7. 7. What's the best way to spend a Festag night?

    Going back to sleep
    Brooding
    In one of my dark princes’ boudoirs
    Ripping skulls from bodies
    Reading a certain magazine…
    Alone
    Turning lead into gold
    Slaughterin’
    Claiming souls for my dark masters
    Entertaining in the courts
    A good dance around the fire
    On the throne of Karak Eight Peaks
    Travellin’ south
    Drinking – lots and lots…
    Drinking mushroom brew
    Feasting with my clan and king
    Drinking poncey wine under the stars
    Dining on the finest red wine
    Being deep in study
    Practicing necromancy
    Praying to Sigmar for guidance
  8. 8. Last question, so think about it carefully. Who (or what) is your ideal companion?

    My wife
    The mountains
    Flesh
    Gorthor
    A warrior priest who shares my beliefs
    Be'lakor (but only to see him squirm)
    Solitude
    Bray-shamans to order around
    My Slayer oath – my constant companion
    Gobbla
    My ghostly ancestors
    Da Immortulz
    Valaya
    Isabella – but don’t tell Vlad!
    Squiggly Beast
    I should say my queen – but I always sleep with the Book!
    My family reunited
    My lost treekin
    Don’t know but this bloody crown won’t stop talkin’ to me!
    Ariel
    My lovely undead children

Which Total War: WARHAMMER Legendary Lord Are You? BUMPER EDITION

You got: You're KARL FRANZ

A man of astounding military prowess, as gifted a warrior and commander as he is a statesman. That man is Karl Franz; Prince of Altdorf, Elector Count of Reikland and Emperor.

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You got: You're BALTHASAR GELT

Balthasar Gelt has won the Empire a great many victories. That being said, he is not wholly trusted. There are those who view his patriotism and valour as mere extensions of his shimmering robes, intricate distractions designed to obscure the Patriarch’s true nature.

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You got: You're GRIMGOR IRONHIDE

No one knows much about Grimgor before he staggered out of the Blasted Wastes with the Immortulz, his bloody-minded bodyguard. Even for a Black Orc, Grimgor’s thirst for war was exceptional.

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You got: You're AZHAG THE SLAUGHTERER

Azhag is unusual amongst Orcs, and all the more terrifying because of it. Whereas most Orcs rely only on their brutish strength to achieve their ends, Azhag can grasp far-seeing strategy, utilising it to gain the edge on his enemies

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You got: You're UNGRIM IRONFIST

There are few kinds of monsters that walk the world that Ungrim Ironfist has not slain in battle. Armed with the enormous Axe of Dargo, Ungrim deals death – carving a path of red ruin before him while singing songs of old in a booming voice.

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You got: You're THORGRIM GRUDGEBEARER

Thorgrim Grudgebearer is the current High King of the Dwarfs. He is a throwback to the High Kings of old - eager for new conquests, mighty in battle, and a merciless enemy.

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You got: You're MANNFRED VON CARSTEIN

Mannfred Von Carstein exhibits a characteristic that, in addition to his Vampiric speed and strength, is exceedingly dangerous. That characteristic is cunning.

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You got: You're HENRICH KEMMLER

It is said that the end goal of power is power itself. In no being, living or dead, is this personified more singularly than in Heinrich Kemmler. An avid enthusiast of the necromantic arts from his youth, by the time he was a man his command of the nefarious, morbid magics that rule the dead were powerful almost beyond equal

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You got: You're HELMAN GHORST

Ghorst encountered Mannfred von Carstein, who saw the powerful madness growing in Ghorst's eyes and began to teach Ghorst the secrets of necromancy, even going so far as to gift him an unholy tome of magic. It is no longer a desperate adventurer that answers to the name Helman Ghorst.

You're HELMAN GHORST
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You got: You're VOLKMAR THE GRIM

Volkmar the Grim is head of the Cult of Sigmar and the most powerful religious leader in the Empire. He is a pious and foreboding man who is utterly devoted to the destruction of Chaos in all its forms. Volkmar is a holy terror on the battlefield, a man who fights with the fury of Sigmar himself.

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You got: You're ORION, KING IN THE WOODS

Orion is the king of Athel Loren. When his realm is threatened, Orion is the first to fight in its defence. Taking up his mighty weapons of war, he winds his great horn and calls Athel Loren to the Wild Hunt.

You're ORION, KING IN THE WOODS
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You got: You're DURTHU

Now Durthu's benevolence is gone, replaced by an abiding madness. No longer is he a healer and teacher; he has taken up a sword and become solely a destroyer. He makes no distinction between the lost, the innocent and the wicked - all who tread Durthu's beloved glades without leave are doomed if the Elder happens upon them...

You're DURTHU
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You got: You're WURRZAG, DA GREAT GREEN PROPHET

The greatest herald of Gork and Mork, he appears in battle as a gyrating lunatic, actively seeking out the heart of the conflict where wizards normally fear to tread. Indeed, when Wurrzag is present, those gifted in the magical arts are advised to steer a wide berth, as magical mishaps are rumoured to befall those nearby.

You're WURRZAG, DA GREAT GREEN PROPHET
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You got: You're GROMBRINDAL THE WHITE DWARF

Grombrindal, The White Dwarf himself, is a hero from the time of legends. Rumours abound as to his true identity. Some say he is the living incarnation of Snorri Longbeard himself; others that he was betrothed to the goddess Valaya, protector and bestower of magical resistance. Either way, he is a powerful living symbol of hope and pride for the Dwarfs and, in times of dire need, he may appear in the flesh to help the Dawi through their tribulations.

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You got: You're BELEGAR IRONHAMMER

Belegar has dedicated his life to reclaiming Karak Eight Peaks, and has established himself as a master of subterranean warfare. It is said amongst Dwarfs that his warrior skills are second only to those of the Slayer King, and that at need, Belegar can summon the vengeful powers of his ancestors. Yet for all his victories, Belegar remains embittered, vowing to one day reclaim all of Karak Eight Peaks for his own.

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You got: You're SKARSNIK

Skarsnik is the chieftain of the Crooked Moon tribe and the most powerful Night Goblin in the Worlds Edge Mountains... He is a mastermind when it comes to laying complex ambushes and setting elaborate traps. When necessary, however, the self proclaimed Warlord of the Eight Peaks is more than capable of leading an assault

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You got: You're MALAGOR THE DARK OMEN

The greatest and most terrible of all the Bray-Shamans is the beast known as Malagor. Hailed as the Dark Omen, Malagor travels widely from warherd to warherd, whispering his insidious, evil counsel to the chieftains and accompanying them to battle against Mankind. Man has learned to fear Malagor as a devil without equal, and even the merest sign of his presence can send the defenders of a town into the cold embrace of terror...

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You got: You're KHAZRAK ONE-EYE

Of all the chieftains that lead the warherds, by far the greatest scourge upon Mankind is Khazrak the One-eye. There are towns that Khazrak has destroyed so utterly that the forest has entirely reclaimed the land, roads that once led to bustling settlements now petering off into the undergrowth. It is said that the Emperor's cartographers can scarcely keep up with the devastation Khazrak is wreaking, their maps rendered obsolete as more and more towns are destroyed.

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You got: You're SIGVALD THE MAGNIFICENT

Though he appears to be little more than sixteen summers of age, Sigvald the Magnificent has blighted the world for over three hundred years. Such are the depths of Sigvald's self-obsession that he will even call his retainers to attend him with their mirrors in the midst of battle, preening and murmuring compliments to himself as men plunge into battle and die all around him.

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You got: You're ARCHAON EVERCHOSEN

Archaon is the Lord of the End Times, the vessel through which the Dark Gods will unite their followers and turn the whole world into a Realm of Chaos. He is an individual whom all the Chaos Gods have bestowed their gifts upon. Of all the Everchosen of Chaos who have assailed the world over the ages, Archaon is the most ruthless and powerful. At the heart of Archaon's army is his old warband, the Swords of Chaos, the most dread group of Chaos Knights ever to have blighted the world.

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You got: You're KHOLEK SUNEATER

Kholek Suneater is a Shaggoth of tremendous age. He is one of the first-born kin of Krakanrok the Black, father of the Dragon Ogres. Kholek was present when the terrible pact with the Dark Gods was forged, pledging their race to an eternity of servitude in exchange for immortality. The sagas tell that Kholek's part in the bargain was such an affront to nature that the sun hid its face behind a bank of stormclouds and has never looked upon Kholek since that fateful day. True enough, Kholek's coming is heralded by roiling black thunderheads. Where the Herald of the Tempest walks, a raging storm blots out the sun.

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