1. This Grandfather
In pappy’s living will, he reveals who’s getting his house, his savings, his timeshare in Albuquerque, and of course… his collection of dildos. If he’s no longer with us, we’d like to know if his son has any way of redeeming this strange request.
2. John Blanchard
Aren’t professional bowlers supposed to know how to throw a bowling ball?
3. Rick Perry
It shouldn’t come as any surprise that Rick Perry holds at least one spot on this list. The real question is if he could even redeem himself in a Web Redemption.
4. This Drunk Girl
This girl got so tanked that she stumbled into a stranger’s car and proceeded to sexually harass them. In her Web Redemption, she should thank these guys for being such gentlemen.
6. Kanye West
Kanye West recently went on an epic rant about his new “company,” DONDA. Kanye has a few questions to answer for this one.
7. This Best Man
This video is now a couple years old, but for this couple’s anniversary, they should renew their vows and make the best man perform his job properly this time.
8. This “Inventor”
How could this possibly have been a good idea?
9. Nick Novak
San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak thought it would be fine to just casually take a piss on the sidelines during a game. Little did he know that football games are actually filmed by several cameras.
10. This Six-Year-Old Kid
When this kid learned that the Jets had lost to the Raiders, his tiny little heart just couldn’t take it. He’s going to need a Web Redemption soon, or else he’s going to turn into one of “those guys” whose lives revolve around some sport.