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Which Member Of The Dana Orwell Class Are You?

Get the answer of a lifetime... just not your lifetime. I mean mine.

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  1. Here have some inside joke questions: Can't come to class without...?

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    Winged Liner (or a garbage bag, because you are LITERAL HUMAN TRASH)
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    A headband
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    The patience of a saint
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    An ironic t-shirt
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    The full assignment printed and/or highlighted
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    Inhaling a pathogen or two on the way
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    Stir fry and setting your watch back 30 minutes
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    Hair gel (shit I mean /pomade/)
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    The fucks you'll then refuse to give in class
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    A cell phone you're terrified to bring out
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    Weighing yourself
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    A kid who doesn't even go to this school
  2. We hear you talking about the SAME THING again... what are you talking about?

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    Dance, probably
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    Harry Potter
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    Plants, diseases, veganism/allergies, Judaism... FUCKING ORWELL (in a "I hate him" way, not a sexual way)
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    Masturbation, probably
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    Squirrels or our mothers
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    Not being able to go somewhere bc theater
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    Writing Center
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    Sunshine and rainbows and positivity
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    My perfect roommate (possibly Kiara)
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    Slightly problematic but still lovable things
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    How iMessage just makes no fucking sense, and data is damn expensive (brah)
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    Sorting you bitches, probably
  3. What word/phrase do you say most?

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    Something along the lines of... "I really challenged myself to write only 20 minutes on this exegesis of an oeuvre."
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    Word, brah
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    Oh, you guys...
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    I feel that
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    You know who else did [blank]? YOUR MOM!
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    SAAAAAAAAME!
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    I'm not your mother!
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    Aw, I'm sure that really negative thing is going to turn out totally positive though...
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    Oh boy... *genuine surprise*
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    *no speech, just judgment*
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    Here's a really valid point that actually relates to the class.
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    That would actually kill me...
  4. How long is your lifetime?

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    A damn sight longer than Gambino's apparently
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    Probably not long, what is the lifespan of LITERAL HUMAN TRASH
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    Short, if the pathogens don't kill you, remember, you'll have nothing to eat.
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    Long, you have guns and wrestling to protect you.
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    Are we even sure you exist? Not sure if angels die.
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    Knowing you, you'll sacrifice your life selflessly for a baby seal or Holly or something
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    You have Pat to protect you, you'll be fine
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    It'll be long and normal. We envy you.
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    You're going to die soon, because we drive you to the edge.
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    "Nothing is promised in life except death" - Kanye West (actually though)
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    You're living forever out of the sheer determination to keep annoying everyone you love.
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    You'll be immortalized on Broadway... but there's no guarantee you'll actually live a decent length of time.
  5. Now here come the sorting questions: What Hogwarts house do you think you belong in and why?

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    Hufflepuff, because I'm too adorkable to be anywhere else
    Hufflepuff, because I'm too adorkable to be anywhere else
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    Hufflepuff, because honestly, where else would you put me?
    Hufflepuff, because honestly, where else would you put me?
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    Ravenclaw, because who else is going to fix all your mistakes
    Ravenclaw, because who else is going to fix all your mistakes
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    Gryffindor, because I'm brains AND brawn.
    Gryffindor, because I'm brains AND brawn.
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    Slytherin, because there's nowhere else to put all this shade.
    Slytherin, because there's nowhere else to put all this shade.
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    Slytherin, because you know I judge you all.
    Slytherin, because you know I judge you all.
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    Hufflepuff, because no matter how much I hate it, I still feel the need to take care of others.
    Hufflepuff, because no matter how much I hate it, I still feel the need to take care of others.
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    Gryffindor, because I leap before I look.
    Gryffindor, because I leap before I look.
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    Slytherin, because I fantasize about our mutual destruction.
    Slytherin, because I fantasize about our mutual destruction.
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    Gryffindor, because I'm a tough but fair cookie.
    Gryffindor, because I'm a tough but fair cookie.
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    Ravenclaw, because I just keep quiet and do my work.
    Ravenclaw, because I just keep quiet and do my work.
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    Slytherin, because I'm tiny, but I wouldn't hesitate to shank a bitch.
    Slytherin, because I'm tiny, but I wouldn't hesitate to shank a bitch.
  6. What Disney Character Are You Most Like?

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    Vanellope
    Vanellope
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    Hercules
    Hercules
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    Mushu
    Mushu
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    Rapunzel
    Rapunzel
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    Hades
    Hades
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    Zazu
    Zazu
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    Fairy Godmother
    Fairy Godmother
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    Genie
    Genie
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    Anna
    Anna
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    Disgust
    Disgust
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    Scar
    Scar
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    Dot
    Dot
  7. What magical creature do you identify with?

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    Leprechaun
    Leprechaun
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    Phoenix
    Phoenix
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    Dragon
    Dragon
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    Hydra
    Hydra
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    Elf
    Elf
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    Unicorn
    Unicorn
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    Mermaid
    Mermaid
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    Pixie
    Pixie
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    Gnome
    Gnome
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    Wererabbit
    Wererabbit
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    Pegasus
    Pegasus
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    Vampire
    Vampire
  8. What's your spirit animal?

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    Puppy
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    Parrot
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    Squirrel
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    Snake
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    Horse
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    Eagle
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    Honey Badger
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    Cat
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    Madagascar Hissing Cockroach
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    Elephant
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    Wolf
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    Koala

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