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    Here Are 30 Tweets That Made Me Smile This Week

    "The 'devil's lettuce' is coleslaw."

    Another long week is done! Here are 30 hilarious tweets to get the weekend started right:

    1.

    “Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.

    Twitter: @lbyock

    2.

    correct use of disposable income, no notes

    Twitter: @allisonhussey

    3.

    "what are your career goals?" just, like, having better posture

    Twitter: @jackcorrbit

    4.

    "Can we reschedule?" YES GOD YES PLEASE YES WOOHOO

    Twitter: @Anthony_x22

    5.

    Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (OC)

    Twitter: @AHappierDay

    6.

    happy first day of fall we are officially entering damn jackie weather

    Twitter: @oocsitcoms

    7.

    My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby

    Twitter: @mickeywon234

    8.

    the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

    Twitter: @spaceeong

    9.

    Twitter: @EwdatsGROSS

    10.

    oh you hate "spooky season"? Well i love goth women. And i will do anything to make them happy. so how about that. october should be 100 days long

    Twitter: @lil_gods_fave

    11.

    it's the first day of fall, this is your sign to watch twilight today

    Twitter: @twilightreborn

    12.

    “i’ll let you know” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it

    Twitter: @Drizzyrich14

    13.

    Twitter: @yolanda_parody

    14.

    This continues to be the greatest squirrel feeder ever

    Twitter: @Todd_Spence

    15.

    Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

    Twitter: @Maxthepapi

    16.

    Twitter: @Omar_pets0

    17.

    judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth me: yes judge: who do you like me: omg dare

    Twitter: @ellewasamistake

    18.

    This would be the craziest way to find out John Lennon is still alive https://t.co/e9bdoC1i9N

    Twitter: @WesleyBout

    19.

    Twitter: @ladyefron

    20.

    Baby are you okay? You've barely touched your Char-spookerie.

    Twitter: @StormyKittyhawk

    21.

    When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧

    Twitter: @TansuYegen

    22.

    Tonight's to-do list: -honk -shoo -honk -mimimimimi

    Twitter: @TennesAnyone

    23.

    Twitter: @nocontextscats

    24.

    I GOT IN!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 to the building, i was pushing for 10 minutes before I realized it said “pull”

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

    25.

    Twitter: @BuzzFeedCanada

    26.

    Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.

    Twitter: @NoahGarfinkel

    27.

    When you gotta kill campers at 8 but you’re competing on RuPaul’s Drag Race at 9

    Twitter: @Spilling_The_T

    28.

    The gap between “goth” and “clown” is so small… So fragile… This is why Batman wars with the Joker

    Twitter: @rhidaneelolivaw

    29.

    you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but what about

    Twitter: @Swilua

    30.

    This Dad built his son a playhouse with an elevator and the baby's reaction is pure joy. 🎥 Imgur/Tourmalin

    Twitter: @DannyDeraney

    What are your spooky season plans? Let us know in the comments!