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    Here Are 25 Tweets That Made Me Laugh Because It's Been A Rough Week

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    Ok when it comes to putting Humpty Dumpty back together again why are we surprised the HORSES couldn’t do it

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    listen apple when i turn my brightness down don't turn it back up

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    i aIways be overthinking these

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    LMFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????

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    the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight… he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok

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    Waiting for our flight and this guy pulls a life size lego groundhog out of his carry on

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    i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc

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    this morning a peloton instructor told me “flowers don’t bloom with the expectation they’ll be desirable to spectators” and after some consideration that’s just completely wrong

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    i love this picture but can’t decide what’s funniest about it. rn i’m leaning 4) they’re dressed like billy crystal in a 90s rom com 3) she is parallel to the ground 2) wnba logo looming overhead as this boy gets deandre aytoned 1) textbook block but with t rex arm proportions

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    go to therapy? you mean microdose intimacy

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    First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

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    Me at brunch with the homies this summer

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    thank god love island is back, i am so sick of pretending to have taste or values or being a critical viewer of media, the world is ending and i need to pour the lives of sweaty ass cockney 8's confusing sexual tension for genuine chemistry into my orifices for the next 2 months

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    she’s a 10 but she had unrestricted access to the internet at a young age

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    Everyone compliments the jumpsuit when you wear it out—but when you get to the bathroom it’s just you and your choices

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    i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”

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    hey sorry i’m late i was on google maps doing every corn maze in the american southwest

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    it must be so heartbreaking to make a mistake. my heart goes out to anyone who’s had to deal with something like that

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    I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

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    i HATE when people present me with practical & reasonable solutions to my problems. just let me COMPLAIN.

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    eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??

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    I would join a cult right now if it had a single amenity… an open bar or some hors d'oeuvres and I’m devoted

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