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Can someone check on Sheffield Council?
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Ok when it comes to putting Humpty Dumpty back together again why are we surprised the HORSES couldn’t do it
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listen apple when i turn my brightness down don't turn it back up
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i aIways be overthinking these
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LMFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???????????
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the dude next to me on the plane just absolutely rawdogged this entire flight… he got on a TEN HOUR FLIGHT to europe in jeans, no headphones, no book, no neck pillow, literally just a paper cup of coffee without a lid like sir are you ok
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Waiting for our flight and this guy pulls a life size lego groundhog out of his carry on
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i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc
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this morning a peloton instructor told me “flowers don’t bloom with the expectation they’ll be desirable to spectators” and after some consideration that’s just completely wrong
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i love this picture but can’t decide what’s funniest about it. rn i’m leaning 4) they’re dressed like billy crystal in a 90s rom com 3) she is parallel to the ground 2) wnba logo looming overhead as this boy gets deandre aytoned 1) textbook block but with t rex arm proportions
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go to therapy? you mean microdose intimacy
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First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person
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Me at brunch with the homies this summer
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thank god love island is back, i am so sick of pretending to have taste or values or being a critical viewer of media, the world is ending and i need to pour the lives of sweaty ass cockney 8's confusing sexual tension for genuine chemistry into my orifices for the next 2 months
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she’s a 10 but she had unrestricted access to the internet at a young age
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Everyone compliments the jumpsuit when you wear it out—but when you get to the bathroom it’s just you and your choices
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i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”
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hey sorry i’m late i was on google maps doing every corn maze in the american southwest
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it must be so heartbreaking to make a mistake. my heart goes out to anyone who’s had to deal with something like that
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I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.
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i HATE when people present me with practical & reasonable solutions to my problems. just let me COMPLAIN.
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eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??
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I would join a cult right now if it had a single amenity… an open bar or some hors d'oeuvres and I’m devoted
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Good morning 🌅