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    Just 29 Super-Relatable Tweets To Make You Laugh This Weekend

    "Rebranding my lifelong fear of driving as an ethical opposition to car culture."

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    why would i have a baby when i can be the baby

    Twitter: @miel

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    ah i’d love to but i’ve got a busy day today

    Twitter: @jzux

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    Inside every person there are two wolves: The comforting thought of a financially secure future and the sweet, seductive urge to go out to dinner every single night

    Twitter: @lukasbattle

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    once again i’m on her side https://t.co/9rEGEwcA54

    Twitter: @24hrken

    5.

    Mom: “We cleaning this whole house tomorrow" 14 year old me:

    Twitter: @WhoTFissim

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    some days you look hot. some days you look like a bug. thats just the way it is

    Twitter: @aaronflarin

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    ok i am rebranding my lifelong fear of driving and inability to get my license as an ‘ethical opposition to car culture’

    Twitter: @jamieloftusHELP

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    bought a second hand kindle from the pawn shop and would love to get in touch with the previous owner to discuss their interests 👍

    Twitter: @prawn_meat

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    first dates are great because there’s really nothing like spending $76 to find out you never wanna be in the same room with someone again

    Twitter: @emilderosa

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    that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top

    Twitter: @VeryBadLlama

    12.

    Your future doctor cheating in online school rn so you better start eating healthy

    Twitter: @percpoop

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    hey! i had a lot of fun last night :) if it’s okay, i might need to take things slow - in 2002 the Snow Dogs trailer made it seem like the dogs would talk the whole movie but that was actually a dream sequence and the dogs in the movie are just normal dogs, so trusting ppl is

    Twitter: @damienkronfeld

    15.

    Another day, another $14 sandwich that was just alright

    Twitter: @mikeabrusci

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    10 year old me preparing to tell my mom at 9pm I need glue and construction paper for my project due tomorrow.

    Twitter: @shitheadsteve__

    17.

    don’t be afraid to take a 6 hour lunch break

    Twitter: @blakeslun

    18.

    [on reality show confession cam] i actually am here to make friends. it is like really hard as an adult

    Twitter: @MNateShyamalan

    19.

    the tallboy is an incredible invention. “what if one beer, was two beers”

    Twitter: @on_da_spectrum

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    Twitter: @barista__morg

    21.

    There should be an app that tells me where the ice cream truck is right now

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    Nap time even though there’s a pair of scissors somewhere in my bed

    Twitter: @glamdemon2004

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    Twitter: @SarahCAndersen

    24.

    when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

    Twitter: @kristnmerrilees

    25.

    feeling bad about myself :( should I start a cult for attention?

    Twitter: @tylergaca

    26.

    Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

    Twitter: @illiterate_ish

    27.

    it can be so exhausting to be around perceptive ppl like ughh im not trying to have my petty motivations be understood rn….

    Twitter: @chunkbardey

    28.

    My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂

    Twitter: @Maxthepapi

    29.

    This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in 2 years

    Twitter: @danielslaterr

    How chaotic has life been for you? Let us know in the comments!